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I made the dino nugget, mashed potato, gravy volcano/river thing.


It was actually fun and delicious. Made my own potatoes and flavored the broccoli quite well.

by theoriginalmofocus

36 Comments

  3. literallywhatever

    So fun! Love that you made backup dinos too. Every dino gets a role!

  4. Vazul267

    I would be the happiest man alive if someone were to make this for me.

  5. AggressiveChef7066

    Did they like it?!

    Looks super fun to eat.

  6. aburple

    I absolutely love this. I’m definitely going to make it.

  9. spoogeballsbloodyvag

    Organic 1% Low-Fat Milk![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)

  10. FudderShudders

    The broccoli looks like it was seasoned well, but I don’t know about quite well…

    Sorry, forgot the /s

  11. UnitedSteakOfAmerica

    DONT PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD! Only joking, looks good

  12. xopher_425

    I’m 48 and will be making this for me and my friends. It looks tasty and so much fun. And there won’t be a kid to be seen.

  13. NoMoreSmoress

    Every time I see this I remember how much my kids would love it! Gotta try this weekend

  14. idelivergoods

    Was it not absolutely stone cold by the time you finished the construction? Especially the mash.

  16. thefringeseanmachine

    but it’s healthy, because the milk is organic.

  17. secret_to_the_secret

    I think I’m going to do a ranch river for my diagram.

  21. insultant_

    Are you willing to adopt a 37 year old man as your newest son?

  22. INNER-LAYER

    Holy shit! It’s like a model train town without the train.

  23. Whokitty9

    This looks so yummy and fun. I think I’ll try this sometime. You’re never too old for dino nuggies.

  24. Middle_Ingenuity_260

    “Welcome to Jurassic Park”

  25. ChefBoyRUdead

    Pretty bad-a$$. Gonna steal for my kids.

  27. No-Sand-5346

    You are the coolest parent. This is awesome

  29. IronbAllsmcginty78

    We do that one a couple times a year. That’s a good dinner. Nice presentation.

  30. disabledinaz

    That deserves to be under glass at a state fair.

  35. agoia

    Bravo. Also that is a fuckton of nuggies in the background.

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