Asked non-British boyfriend to make me some bovril on toast… what do you reckon? attempted murder? GBH at least?
Asked non-British boyfriend to make me some bovril on toast… what do you reckon? attempted murder? GBH at least?
by woodpecker_juice
32 Comments
woodpecker_juice
I tried to take a bite because he was so pleased with myself, but I couldnt force it down. had to have him butter another toasted roll and ate it like a sandwich!
peterbparker86
You both should be charged with a crime
friedstilton
That’s enough Bovril for a family of four.
__life_on_mars__
That one slice contains your recommended sodium for the week.
Richycut
He should ditch you for liking bovril.
Individual-Class9682
” skunk on toast “
ElectronicBrother815
Oh no. My hubby did that with marmite and I nearly divorced him.
Historical-Car5553
He’s done you a favour. Bovril is inedible at any time
ComprehensiveCost270
I found out I had Covid because my boyfriend (a non marmite eater) made me marmite on toast with the same amount of marmite as he would for peanut butter. Knew it was going to blow my head off but took a bite to be polite and couldn’t taste a thing!
fruitgamingspacstuff
I thought bovril was just a name for drinking an oxo cube? So is this just gravy on toast?
VSuzanne
What’s the white fat,? It looks like black pudding.
Anarchyantz
Looks like they used the toast to wipe their ass
Wonderful_Bug3111
I’d have a mug of bovril and dip that sucker in there
prustage
Perfectly Ok provided you eat it with at least 9 other slices of toast.
Customdisk
The correct amount of Marmite not been inducted into bovril
GillzZ_22
Grew up eating bovril on toast. So no judgement here!
UnionJackAltruist
I think that’s straight up high treason… for you to request such a disgusting meal!
GreatBritishPounds
That’s how a European spreads!!
time_on_target
Dirty protest?
ShitPost-Generator
As a British person, what the fuck is bovril
zippyzebra1
I do it all the time. Not many do though
LillyAtts
Looks perfect to me.
Bennie16egg
Bovril on toast is good, marmite better. Is that butter or snot as an accompaniment?
MaintenanceInternal
Did he fire a load on it too?
SoggyWotsits
I’m surprised by the comments. Half saying they only drink it, half saying they’ve only ever had it on toast. I regularly have it both to drink and eat on toast. Lots of people missing out!
32 Comments
I tried to take a bite because he was so pleased with myself, but I couldnt force it down. had to have him butter another toasted roll and ate it like a sandwich!
You both should be charged with a crime
That’s enough Bovril for a family of four.
That one slice contains your recommended sodium for the week.
He should ditch you for liking bovril.
” skunk on toast “
Oh no. My hubby did that with marmite and I nearly divorced him.
He’s done you a favour. Bovril is inedible at any time
I found out I had Covid because my boyfriend (a non marmite eater) made me marmite on toast with the same amount of marmite as he would for peanut butter. Knew it was going to blow my head off but took a bite to be polite and couldn’t taste a thing!
I thought bovril was just a name for drinking an oxo cube? So is this just gravy on toast?
What’s the white fat,? It looks like black pudding.
Looks like they used the toast to wipe their ass
I’d have a mug of bovril and dip that sucker in there
Perfectly Ok provided you eat it with at least 9 other slices of toast.
The correct amount of Marmite not been inducted into bovril
Grew up eating bovril on toast. So no judgement here!
I think that’s straight up high treason… for you to request such a disgusting meal!
That’s how a European spreads!!
Dirty protest?
As a British person, what the fuck is bovril
I do it all the time. Not many do though
Looks perfect to me.
Bovril on toast is good, marmite better.
Is that butter or snot as an accompaniment?
Did he fire a load on it too?
I’m surprised by the comments. Half saying they only drink it, half saying they’ve only ever had it on toast. I regularly have it both to drink and eat on toast. Lots of people missing out!
Even [Tesco](https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/254880858) suggest it on toast/crackers/crumpets.
It’s gotta be the 9-spot rule for bov/marmite on toast, 1 spot per bite on a 3×3 grid – thank me later 🤛
You’re the criminal. Did you ensure your boyfriend was up to the task? Or did you send him in blind and expected him to pull it off?
Always do it yourself that way it never goes wrong.
Bovril surely you mean the almighty Marmite
I was raised on Bovril on toast in the 70’s and 80’s. Still eat it now and so do my kids. Bloody lovely.
Bovril on toast?! Looks like cum on shit.
That’s disgusting. Bovril for drinks and adding to gravy etc only. I think he should just leave, assaulting you is a bridge too far.
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