left my carrots too long, discovered they’re settling their overcrowded territory differences with jiu jitsu

by developeradvacado

13 Comments

  1. foolish_username

    That little guy was the underdog, but his groud game is superior! Looking at a textbook rear naked choke righ there!

  2. Oh_nosferatu

    Those two carrots aren’t fighting, they’re doing something else…

  3. dreamablegamedev

    Radish, carrot, and turnip family always grow weird.

  4. intellijent_guy

    Why cant we all just get along like these carrots??

  5. What kinda garden are you running? This is a family sub🫣 NSFW much?

  6. Nah, see that’s just some carrots gettin jiggy. Like spiders, carrots exhibit a high degree of sexual dimorphism, with the females generally being much larger. Many of the ‘baby’ carrots you see in the supermarket are actually misidentified males of the species.

    When they’re done, she will likely consume the male like a prenatal vitamin. Such is life.

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