Yeah I love molten chocolate all over my cup, face and hands. Can you even call it coffee if it consists of like 80% painted milk?
dropinblover
At least the background music matches this abomination of a “drink”
W8andC77
It’s not for drinking coffee, it’s for instagramming coffee.
Toreole
the colors just clash, this would be okay but still disgustingly sweet without the food coloring
Mesterjojo
So basically it’s Starbucks in a ceramic cup.
Great
Moony_Owl
I do enjoy a good mocha but this is…. not it 😬
tenyearsgone28
This is really old. A simple search will find it.
fire_bender13
Ah yes radioactive waste coffee with cocaine and glitter, rimmed with hot shit. I’m not a fan of steamed Blood of Innocent tho I think it overwhelms the coffee flavour.
meddit_rod
I need a caffeine hit, and I also want to be smeared in goop like a toddler at a birthday party.
iamagermanpotato
Where’s the coffee?
FelicitousLynx
Why am I irrationally angry over the too small container for the chocolate sprinkles? Dude, get a bigger box, ffs, instead of trying to wedge that cup in sideways.
I mean, the rest is hot garbage too, but that so annoyed me. Lol
CaiusCallem
This is how the lost boys in “Hook” take their coffee
bitchnoworries
y tho
u60cf28
This would be fine without the food coloring and glitter. Just a fancy mocha then. Sure the rim is a bit stupid, but it looks nice at least.
Taephit
*Diabetus intensifies*
BlackZapReply
The guy’s expression suggests that he wasn’t particularly impressed, but tried really hard to fake it.
Sensitive-Gas-7669
Bruh, that looks like a gas station toilet bowl 💩😂
malaclypse
Dear god. The toilet is gonna look like I fired a double barrel shotgun filled with sprinkly clay into the bottom of it.
Drizztd99
So that’s 3lbs sugar to 1oz coffee?
Motor_Spinach_4596
Looks like sewage water.
Mooman439
Coffee but for babies.
marlow05
I wish this was ragebait but it looks like that’s being prepared in an actual establishment.
Absolutely fucking stupid. I hate everything about it.
FarjoryTaylorGrin
That molten caca is killing me….
Silentgurl-23
That’s a no from me dawg
ZzangmanCometh
“Yeah, I’ll have the large unicorn butthole, thanks!”
Spiritual_Country_62
@ u/unicornglitteryblood
nme6969
I can. Make tea.
artpoint_paradox
This makes me truly realize a lot of people don’t take the overall sensory experience into account when making Instagram food.
CalmLionOfDeepForest
I mean I’d try it… for science
sparky2212
That would make me vomit. Wayyyyy too much sweet.
Bay-AreaBlamma
Nyquil glitter coffee
ariel3249
Is that a coffee?
echoIalia
Honestly I was down until they added the blue
ThisIsAdamB
He’s going to crap purple for three days.
starbarrie
I can’t imagine what the toilet would look like when this person has to use the bathroom. All the colors in this “coffee” is going to mess with their insides. Horrific.
Individual_Exam_9049
Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee” Astronaut 2: “In space no-one can. Here, use cream”
First off I thought the chocolate needed to be more melty to make a nicer rim. But that’s the Nutella?
WTF is the blue in coffee? I’m not hitting up my mocha with blue curacao.
I’m barely a coffee drinker, so the design with the milk is nice, but there’s no reason for it to be red? It clashes with every other artificial color already going on.
The drinker is going to have very pretty/sparkly poops.
Cantbeanymore_
A sink would like to drink that
MV_Art
If you’re gonna go through all this why not make it prettier?!
Mindless-brainstorm
Imagine the colour of your poo the next day
incakola777
Absolutely STUPID! 😑
cellenium125
It is a desert obviously, don’t see a big problem here
Cmmander_WooHoo
I’m not sure what that is but I’m pretty sure it isn’t coffee
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Yeah I love molten chocolate all over my cup, face and hands. Can you even call it coffee if it consists of like 80% painted milk?
At least the background music matches this abomination of a “drink”
It’s not for drinking coffee, it’s for instagramming coffee.
the colors just clash, this would be okay but still disgustingly sweet without the food coloring
So basically it’s Starbucks in a ceramic cup.
Great
I do enjoy a good mocha but this is…. not it 😬
This is really old. A simple search will find it.
Ah yes radioactive waste coffee with cocaine and glitter, rimmed with hot shit. I’m not a fan of steamed Blood of Innocent tho I think it overwhelms the coffee flavour.
I need a caffeine hit, and I also want to be smeared in goop like a toddler at a birthday party.
Where’s the coffee?
Why am I irrationally angry over the too small container for the chocolate sprinkles? Dude, get a bigger box, ffs, instead of trying to wedge that cup in sideways.
I mean, the rest is hot garbage too, but that so annoyed me. Lol
This is how the lost boys in “Hook” take their coffee
y tho
This would be fine without the food coloring and glitter. Just a fancy mocha then. Sure the rim is a bit stupid, but it looks nice at least.
*Diabetus intensifies*
The guy’s expression suggests that he wasn’t particularly impressed, but tried really hard to fake it.
Bruh, that looks like a gas station toilet bowl 💩😂
Dear god. The toilet is gonna look like I fired a double barrel shotgun filled with sprinkly clay into the bottom of it.
So that’s 3lbs sugar to 1oz coffee?
Looks like sewage water.
Coffee but for babies.
I wish this was ragebait but it looks like that’s being prepared in an actual establishment.
Absolutely fucking stupid. I hate everything about it.
That molten caca is killing me….
That’s a no from me dawg
“Yeah, I’ll have the large unicorn butthole, thanks!”
@ u/unicornglitteryblood
I can. Make tea.
This makes me truly realize a lot of people don’t take the overall sensory experience into account when making Instagram food.
I mean I’d try it… for science
That would make me vomit. Wayyyyy too much sweet.
Nyquil glitter coffee
Is that a coffee?
Honestly I was down until they added the blue
He’s going to crap purple for three days.
I can’t imagine what the toilet would look like when this person has to use the bathroom. All the colors in this “coffee” is going to mess with their insides. Horrific.
Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee” Astronaut 2: “In space no-one can. Here, use cream”
Hot unicorn diarrhea in a turd mug…. Mmmm.
Kinda want one.
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14inzp0/coffee_anyone/
Literally one of the top 30 posts on the sub.
First off I thought the chocolate needed to be more melty to make a nicer rim. But that’s the Nutella?
WTF is the blue in coffee? I’m not hitting up my mocha with blue curacao.
I’m barely a coffee drinker, so the design with the milk is nice, but there’s no reason for it to be red? It clashes with every other artificial color already going on.
The drinker is going to have very pretty/sparkly poops.
A sink would like to drink that
If you’re gonna go through all this why not make it prettier?!
Imagine the colour of your poo the next day
Absolutely STUPID! 😑
It is a desert obviously, don’t see a big problem here
I’m not sure what that is but I’m pretty sure it isn’t coffee
You guys need to stop reposting top posts
It’s gay coffee.
(Cries in Wilford Brimley)