i opened a cabinet and a bag of walnuts fell out. it kinda scared me so i killed them and made cookies.

by callmestinkingwind

9 Comments

  1. SignificanceWide1941

    I imagine you just being terrified at each step. Just screaming out some cookies

  2. mmilthomasn

    Those walnuts will not be troubling you further

  3. CatfromLongIsland

    I am not a fan of walnuts in chocolate chip cookies. That being said, these look too good to pass up. I am glad you showed those walnuts who the top dog is!

  4. Due-Fondant2143

    So we’re just gonna start admitting crimes on reddit now – with full picture evidence too!? 🤨

  5. noobuser63

    You were just defending yourself. And hopefully the pecans learned their lesson too.

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