Drunk off my ass, it’s 1am, cooked 2 pounds of sirloin for my girl, her brother, and I. Can I get some love

by Flanderz99

34 Comments

  1. typhoidtimmy

    Good char, excellent temp, sliced perfectly….and *you did it while blotto?*

    Shit, if your girl ain’t interested, *I* may be, you big studhorse.

  2. AtlSportsFan987

    Hope y’all had a cool time. These steaks must have helped, cooked perfectly, great crust and medium. 

  3. Safe_Decision6222

    No, you should be eating. Not playing on Reddit

  4. Man if I got drunk or high and someone came out with this, I’d probably cry. This looks amazing.

  5. DarkLink457

    damn that looks good did you cook it on a cast iron? how did you make it

  6. GruntCandy86

    If you remove everyone else, you’ll get the proper way to use “I” or “me.”

    “Drunk off my ass, cooked 2 pounds of sirloin for I” doesn’t make sense.

    “Drunk off my ass, cooked 2 pounds of sirloin for me” does, though!

    Anyway, showing some love for a solid cook on that steak.

  7. Old_Archer4550

    Oh you’re getting love, don’t worry about it…

  8. gotlactase

    If ever saw perfection this would be it, bravo

  9. labelfucker

    As a frequent enjoyer of meat piles, this is a winner.

  10. Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss

    Please share your technique, Drunken Master^(tm)!

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