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My cousin tried cooking asparagus on the grill.


My cousin tried cooking asparagus on the grill.

by 14jander

27 Comments

  2. Machaeon

    Let me know how the new fire-starter sticks work out

  3. fscottfitzgerld

    Discovered carbon in the process it looks like

  5. lllScorchlll

    Oh, cool, he made charcoal. Now you can use that instead of propane for a real gillout.

  6. Dragon_Small_Z

    As someone who hates asparagus.

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  8. Stubee1988

    Blackened asparagus is a thing and it’s fucking delicious. This ain’t it though

  9. thedishonestyfish

    I don’t even use foil when I do it, though I occasionally lose one or two spears through the grill.

  14. Frequent_Ad6084

    LOL this sucks. My husband did this with RIBS last year. You might ask yourself “how?” And the answer is a firm “dunno.”

  16. cookie_dont_push_me

    Just scrape it with a butter knife lol

  19. TheEverecsCaretaker

    That’s some decent coal! When’s he gonna throw the asparagus on?

  21. MyNameIsSkittles

    When your cooking skill is too low for the food you foraged

  22. crlcan81

    How long did they leave it in there for????

  25. dancingbanana123

    Well, now you’ve got some charcoal for your asparagus next time

  27. soapsix

    you put some sticks from out the back on my grill

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