My vegan wife is out of town, so here’s the first steak I’ve cooked since college.

by dollburgers

28 Comments

  1. richardizard

    Why don’t you make yourself steak from time to time? She might be vegan, but you should be able to cook meat for yourself too.

  2. Narrow-River7889

    Did you lose your balls? Cook and eat steak. She doesn’t have to eat it

  3. Direct-Bake-5425

    That’s insane, you can’t have a pan that’s just yours for meat lol

  4. Resident_Rise5915

    So you only eat vegan around her? But are oddly happy to eat a steak when she’s gone?

    Huh?

  5. ConditionLife1710

    the sear on that steak is worse than having to abstain from steak because of your wife.

  6. Training_Street_8334

    >My vegan wife is out of town, so here’s the first steak I’ve cooked since college.

    I don’t think your wife is vegan since she’s got your balls on a plate just like that steak.

  7. You can turn the heat up on the pan OP. I won’t tell if you don’t…

  8. ThirstyBeagle

    Is she going to divorce you if she sees you enjoy meat?

  9. Diamoncock

    God damn OP fighting for his life in the comments 😂😂

  10. 2a3b66725

    Here’s hoping you are only 25 and have been out of school for 2 years or so.

  11. CharacterEvidence364

    You should let her boyfriend try it

  12. ChadLovesStacey

    Is she checking the gas bill or why’d you stop stop so early?

  13. Independent_Media_91

    WOW hopefully the wife doesn’t see this and kick your ass

  14. Last_Marionberry_441

    Eating it in front of your laptop is a crime 💀

  15. Charger_scatpack

    R u saying you can’t cook meat when she’s home?

    If so ur WHIPPED bad

  16. SubHuman559

    5 bucks says she’s eating some beef somewhere to.🤣🤣🤣
    Just kidding please don’t go all crazy on me.

  17. InformativePlatypus

    Probably time for a new wife. That can help cook a steak properly for you.

  18. Thisplaceblows1985

    I’m less concerned about your freedom to eat meat and more concerned about whatever the HELL that side is

  19. Right_Hour

    It’s not like she’s allergic to meat, FFS. As a grown-ass man, you should be able to enjoy steak when you want it.

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