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0:00-0:52 – Why Acid?
0:52-1:09 – Kimchi & Escabeche
1:09-1:44 – Đồ Chua
1:44-2:20 – Chow
2:20-3:07 – Sumac Onions
3:07-3:35 – Caponata
3:35 – 4:00 – Som Tum
4:00-4:32 – Achaar
4:32 – 5:11 – Steam yr Buns
5:11-6:20 – Ad for Seed

Hot dog season is upon us, but the lesson you learn from watching this video is evergreen. Acid is one thing that intermediate cooks tend to struggle with. If you’re past the beginner stage, you’re good at hitting the right temps, textures, and salt levels, so this is probably the next thing to master. Acid is good at counteracting lots of fat in a dish. You’ll hear it described as “cutting through the fat”. Paying attention to this stuff is how you get better at making balanced food. The hot dog is the perfect medium for practicing this skill. Hot dogs are salty and fatty. We add acidic condiments to them all the time. Mustard, pickle relish, giardiniera, sauerkraut… these are tangy toppings for dogs and brats that balance the bite. Of course, sometimes I put bacon or mackin chee on my dog to lean deliberately out of balance into the realm of gratuitousness, but a bun-bound sausage is, I think, the best subject for this exercise. What a perfect opportunity to bring international flavors to a Fourth of July party. Take Kimchi for example. It is spicy, tangy, and all you gotta do to coax it into a proper weiner-clinging texture is chop it into small pieces. I’ll do the same thing to this escabeche, a Mexican pickled mix of carrots and jalapeños plus maybe some onions and cauliflower. Get your notepads out because there’s more headed your way. This is Đồ Chua. It’s a vietnamese mix of carrot and daikon matchsticks that are seasoned with salt and sugar, then pickled in rice vinegar. If you’ve eaten banh mi, this is that orange and white stuff. It’s a fantastic hot dog topping, and you could lean even more into that banh mi influence by adding cilantro, a squiggle of sriracha, heck, even some pate on the bun. But, on its own, Đồ Chua deserves a spot in your hot dog bar lineup. I use the recipe from Serious Eats. I’d rather not get into the weeds of how exactly to make each item I cover today step by step. You’re better off searching recipes online than relying on me as your arbiter of recipes. To illustrate why, consider this Trinidadian Chow. It is sweet from mangoes. It’s spicy from minced habanero. And the chadon beni brings a little hit of herbaceousness. What’s that? You don’t have chadon beni or culantro at your local grocery store? If you value authenticity above all, you probably won’t make this. But someone who’s fine with a small amount of approximation will use cilantro stems instead. You don’t even have to use the main ingredient in this recipe. Swap the mango for pineapple or cucumbers and it’s still chow. That’s why I’m not interested in getting into specific recipes today— if any of these dog toppers speak to you, find a recipe you like depending on what you care about and try it. Then again, some of these are so simple you don’t really need a recipe. If you slice a red onion super thin, toss that with a small handful of chopped parsley, and dress that with a reasonable amount of lemon juice, olive oil, salt, and pepper, followed by a big shower of ground sumac, you’ll get these Turkish sumac onions. That sumac is delightfully tart. I love this on a hot dog. I realize this video’s conceit is a bit silly, but you gotta trust the wax-on wax-off mysticism of my instruction here. Once you learn how to make something like this, you’ve unlocked a whole new way to add acidity to a dish in solid form, outside the typical squirt of liquid acid. If you were, like me, once mentally shackled to chimmichurri as the only fresh, herbaceous condiment to spoon over grilled ribeye or bone marrow toast points, all these hot dog toppings apply. Caponata is an italian relish made mostly from eggplant, plus briney capers and olives, dressed in a tangy agrodolce. I’d go easy on the salt when making this one. There were some good contenders for this list that are disqualified due to their salinity. Most hot dogs are plenty salty, so umeboshi paste or preserved lemon, although good ways of adding acid in solid form, aren’t necessarily good ways to add acid to a hot dog. The lesson at hand here is balance, and salt has to be considered as always. I do wanna give a couple lazier options. I didn’t even make this. I just ordered a Papaya salad from a Thai restaurant nearby, and after chopping it into a finer relish, I’ve got a hot dog topping that’s spicy from Thai chilies, crunchy from peanuts and papaya, and most importantly, acidic from tamarind and lime. If you prep a big container of this and bring it to the cookout to pester everyone like “no trust me put this on your dog”, it’s gonna be a hit. And nobody has to know you didn’t make it yourself. Finally, there’s no way I could publish this list without mentioning achaar. It’s a south asian pickle made out of mixed fruits and vegetables, but there are so many versions of just the Indian kind, and then a dozen spinoffs like Acar or Atjar… that this is one that I think you deliberately SHOULD buy a jar of before making your own. I don’t think it’s realistic to be like “hey guys, who wants to top one of the world’s easiest foods with a complex labor-intensive condiment that has an infinite number of variations before they even know what it’ll taste like”, so you’ve got my permission to buy some before you’re sold on the idea. I do hope you try one or two of these for your next cookout this summer. If you refuse, I’ll at least leave the plain dog-downers with one hot tip: Get a sheet of the cheapest flimsiest lightest-duty foil they sell, and after you construct the hot dog, wrap the whole thing up and leave it alone for a couple minutes before digging in. The meat heat’ll generate steam, and that trapped steam will soften the bun in a way that’s reminiscent of a good ball park hot dog. Thank you for watching my lesson on how to add acid to a hot dog. Perhaps this can be considered a sequel to my video about adding *** to popcorn, and I can wrap the trilogy up with a monologue on how to add ay*hu*sca to funnel cake. 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43 Comments

  1. one of the best hotdogs i've ever eaten was in calgary, alberta, of all places, at a place called tubby dog. back in the day they had a dog called the cap'n dog: peanut butter and jelly topped with cap'n crunch. it was a mess to eat and fucking delicious. i think about it often.

  2. yo i remember when you gave yourself nicotine poisoning making ice cream. great work guy love these tart little guys

  3. Great timing. I made pickled onions for my girl's family and her mom gave me some crazy pickled shit that I don't even know what it is. Will be returning fire with one of these bad boys.

  4. Ive been making up hot dogs as if they were mexican street corn

    This works especially well on corn dogs

  5. I used to do hot dog pop up here in Oakland where I sold Peruvian Hot Dogs—classic dogs topped with Aji Verde and Salsa Criolla. Both toppings were made with a good amount of lime juice which created the perfect acid/fatty bite.

  6. Turns out the Albuquerque Isotop Dog from Simpsons is the perfect hotdog. Mango Lime Salsa, Jalapeno Relish, and Mesquite Grilled Onions.

  7. I went to like the video at the end and it turns out i liked it already at some point through it lmao. what a goated video

  8. Update: i chopped up some homemade hot giardiniera I’ve had for months and used it as a relish. Best dog I’ve ever had in my life

  9. I always watch the Ad reads at the end of these videos, because there is no bullshit in the rest of the video.

  10. nice to see vietnamese representation, you were so close to pronouncing it right too! “Chua” is pronounce exactly like the word “Juul”, good video!

  11. Shaq my man, you gotta look up / try Frikandelbroodje! It's a Dutch sausage roll with a tangy curry sauce inside! Absolutely delicious and perfect marriage of fatty sausage, crunchy party and tangy sauce to add acid

  12. I love upscaling cheap foods with homemade toppings.

    Packaged ramen is another contender with oils, picked vegetables, and seared protein adding huge value to your otherwise sad cup noodle.

  13. my favorite acid on hotdogs is curtido. be it vinegar based or fermented its perfect and anyone reading this should try it on a hotdog, kielbasa, or anything similar. next time you get pupusas ask for extra curtido (or make it) im not joking your life will change.

  14. achar or whatever is literally just known as mixed pickle in the UK and its unbelivably good alongside indian popadom, I never would have thought to use it as a dog topping. I definitely will now

  15. have been struggling with specifically this and was starting to wonder if acid just didn't work with hotdogs. i think it was an issue of them being to salty like you said

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