The GF left me alone for two weeks. So I made all my favourite meals that she won’t eat, mostly.

by underbellybrew

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  1. underbellybrew

    r/Food took this down, so I thought maybe you guys would enjoy this.

    The GF went to visit family on the coast for two weeks leaving me alone. I’m the cook at home, so I took the opportunity to make some of my favourites that she does not like. She isn’t a picky eater, but does not like spicy food or cilantro. Both of which I LOVE!

    Here are some links to the recipes I used:

    Beef with Garlic Sauce: https://www.tastinghistory.com/recipes/beefgarlicharvester

    Mac’n’Cheese: for the green cilantro sauce blend together a bunch of cilnatro, a jalapeno, a poblano, garlic, green onion, and a little milk until pureed. Add sauce to cheese sauce, mix with pasta and chorizo. Top with crushed tortilla chips and bake.

    Laal Maas: https://www.archanaskitchen.com/rajasthani-laal-maas-recipe-mutton-in-red-spicy-gravy

    Garlic Naan: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/270860/garlic-naan/

    Quesabirria: https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkpav9/easy-quesabirria-recipe

    Chili Garlic Noodles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG8KpOvN5V8

    (subbed ground pork for the tofu)

    Nashville Hot Chicken sauce: https://www.aspicyperspective.com/mind-blowing-nashville-hot-chicken-recipe/

    Spicy Red Pepper Cream Sauce: https://www.notanothercookingshow.tv/post/spicy-red-pepper-pasta

  2. RedditPenguin02

    Yum!! Those all look delicious! I love a good quesabirria

  3. brownishgirl

    Damn. I’m in Canada… and can travel. You had me at Laal Maas and Naan.

  4. Funny_Effect_9239

    Yum! Your girlfriend must have terrible taste! These look so good

  5. Automatic_Month_21

    ..what does she eat then? 😭😭 this all looks fantastic. She has horrible taste (jkjk)

  6. MrsAshleyStark

    Does SHE eat vegetables or does she just use it as garnish as well? Lol

  7. Careful-Efficiency90

    The hell is wrong with her?

  8. FullGrownHip

    I’m saving this post for when I need dinner ideas!

  9. doubleshortdepresso

    These all look amazing especially the birria omg, are your girlfriend’s taste bud’s broken?

  10. EnvironmentalSinger1

    Your girlfriend have awful taste (lol) in food? These look amazing.

  11. mcburloak

    I see you with that Jarritos too!

    *edit – spelling

  12. Lumpy_Branch_4835

    Your salad days are right around the corner buddy.

  13. Jumpy_Wait5187

    She obviously doesn’t know how good she has it with your cooking skills

  14. SickWithit44

    Can I rent a room or possibly crash on the couch next time your gf leaves you alone 🐼 I’ll pay lol

  15. Dizzy_Eye5257

    I’ll be your dinner girlfriend! And I’ll even pitch in for costs! 😜

    That’s an amazing array!

  16. Designer-Pound6459

    Your girlfriend must be starving.

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