Wife not home, steak for one, please!

by CombinationSecure144

25 Comments

  1. GoldFisherman

    Excellent work. Be careful, though, because if she sees this post, you’ll have to make steak for two for the rest of your life

  2. Looks good. That is a significant amount of asparagus for 1 person lol

  3. lol I’ve been doing this the past 3 nights that my family has been away. My steak is absolutely not good enough to post. But it’s good enough for me and that’s what matters.

  4. No plate.🥰
    “We drinkin out the bottle tonight!”

  5. I was in the same position last night and had a great NY Strip!

    How did you cook yours?

  6. feelssogoodtome

    Always better when the wife’s not home.

  7. mattyshiba

    I’m a steak lover like the rest of us but what’s with all these posts when family are away you then decide to make them? Do they not deserve it when they’re there? 🤔

    Edit: OP I see the reply about your wife not liking red meat. I’m just asking in general for everybody here

  8. shit_ass_mcfucknuts

    That’s a thing of beauty, make another one and I’ll be over in a few minutes. I’ll bring beer.

  9. ButterflySpecial6324

    She’d prolly want it all burnt anyways.

  10. Hairy_Supermarket666

    Steak and asparagus is so good and so easy to make

  11. Hope you follow that with a big ass slice of chocolate cake, a proper pour of bourbon, and a binge session of Trailer Park Boys

  12. useless_modern_god

    That looks amazing and somewhat healthy. My “wife’s not home” meal is always something silly and resembles carnival food.

  13. BiggerRedBeard

    Why does everyone on here post a steak when the wife is gone? This makes no sense to me.

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