"Hey, I’m the manager of the restaurant you’re dining at, and— just a quick heads up— it looks like you ordered the only dish on our menu that comes on a different type of plate.

How fun is that?"

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/look-alive-the-dish-you-ordered-at-this-restaurant-is-coming-out-on-a-different-type-of-plate-from-everyone-elses

by Hamonwrysangwich

3 Comments

  1. PhantomOfTheNopera

    >I’m just going to give it to you straight: when your dish arrives, you’re going to feel exposed, singled out, and vulnerable. And then, of course, there’s the humiliation. People will be looking at you.

    I’m embarassed and in not even eating out of a bejeweled plate like fucking Viscount Jeremy

  2. I’ve got people looking at me funny, too–for laughing in the break room during lunch. Thanks for sharing!

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