Thoughts?

by BobTheBloatedFish

34 Comments

  1. No_Touch7452

    Can tell your friend to Moo ve out of the house

  2. Reynholmindustries

    He needs two pieces of bread to cover his ears…

  3. HeavyEar0

    Did you ask them politely yet firmly to leave?

  4. Dirtrdmagician11

    Friend just got downgraded to ‘breakfast only’

  5. Professional-Ear242

    I’m so glad we all agree that he needs better people in his life 😅

  6. -poonspoon-

    I worked in a steak house for a decade and my final form was when people said hey buddy this is still mooing… I would wait patiently and then ask if there was a funnier part to their joke.

  7. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

  8. GuyUnknownMusic

    Sucks to learn our friends are shitty, doesn’t it?

  9. Don’t waste a nice steak on that friend again. Have some hot dogs on the side for the next time he comes over.

  10. I’d like to be your new friend. Invite me over to discuss over said steak.

  11. DesertStorm480

    “Costco sells big bags of beef jerky!”

  12. Boxingrichard1

    Did your boot leave a mark on his ass when you kicked him out?

  13. Big_Dragonfruit9719

    **In Soviet Russia, cow goes МУ-МУ**

  14. zacharygreeenman

    Has anyone ever heard of a steak being called blue as to describe its color. Like medium, medium rare, rare, and blue? I heard this description the other day for the first time and wondered if it was common.

  15. Wanda_McMimzy

    I hate when people say that. Think of a new joke yourself and stop repeating the same lame response.

Write A Comment