I had a small jar of Amish mustard pickled eggs so I made egg salad out of those and then I added 2 grilled foot-long hot dogs. Mustard and pickle egg salad and hotdog sandwich.
Oh, and my wife made some healthier thing because apparently she wants to grow old alone.

by toekneesan

23 Comments

  1. exquisitopendejo

    What in the fuck is that? Your wife is banned from your kitchen

  2. GoatLegRedux

    I’m sure it tasted good, but that looks like a mess to eat

  3. Real question is were you able to finish it in one sitting? Cuz thats one beasty boy right there.

  4. ThankuConan

    Your combination probably hits all the notes on the scale. 6/5 stars I’d hit that.

  5. Stunning_Store3911

    yo a double barrel shaboigboing is crazy

  6. Think_Explanation_47

    This is why women live longer than us lol.

  7. tothesource

    I’ve actually made something similar for my Chinese (then) gf after she learned how much she loves regular dogs. Yours makes mine feel a bit inadequate if ya know what I mean 😂

    This beauty needs a name!

  8. Colourblindknight

    This has powerful stoner energy, but I bet it slapped. Bravo sir, and please apologise to your wife for the holes you are going to fart through your bedsheets.

  9. ClueProfessional3498

    OP, yours looks amazing! However, your wife’s looks like a crime against nature.

  10. ThunderySleep

    Your breath is going to knock people unconscious for the next two days.

  11. The-Funky-Phantom

    Mustard pickled eggs! I have to seek something like this out. I just discovered “buffalo” eggs.

  12. pickles_in_a_nickle

    Praise thine privy for a brown rain will poureth over

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