And yet it’s true. Haven’t we all punished our b*ttholes with our wandering eyes/severe tastes. And then we forget the price we paid when the next temptation presents itself.
RockGloomy457
No shit, what helped me was boofing hot sauce. Not pleasant but upped my anus’ tolerance fast.
lowfreq33
Maybe it’s just me, but it’s extremely rare for me to get that. Don’t know why. I regularly enjoy scorpion, ghost, reaper and stuff. I think maybe there are other factors that cause people to get the anal burn. Maybe something in my diet neutralizes the capsaicin before it gets that far.
thisguypercents
Dr Pepper n Pepto with my spicy meal.
Numerous-Stranger-81
I will honestly take fire ass over a legit stomach ache which USED to be my problem before my tolerance went up.
Boto_Penga
This is true and I just take the pain
green-chili
I can’t judge how spicy something was til it comes out. 😂
EducationalHall2074
Needs a second offended girlfriend behind the first labeled my hemorrhoids
trashninja80
I feel it regularly 🤣
DustyVinegar
If you’re consistent with the heat, it gets better. Don’t let the ring of fire scare you into holding back. It still happens occasionally if I really test the limits, but I can safely hit scorpion pepper levels without a pending evacuation crisis now when I used to get done in by a humble scotch bonnet
AutomaticInc
I’m in this meme, and I don’t like it.
YogurtclosetAny1823
My anus feels no pain
GoatLegRedux
I’ve never had this problem that seems to plague others.
7echArtist
In all my time eating spicy food, I’ve never had this happen. Worst thing that happens to me is I get really warm and I enjoy it.
Put Vaseline on it before you poop. Works wonders for me.
frostedwaffles
Speak for your own anus
HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE
This is accurate.
NinjaTank707
This is basically my first post on reddit.
Edit: it’s a TIFU about spicy Chinese food and prune juice.
Professional_Show590
Bidet. That’s all.
zombiebrains88
That’s a feature, not a bug.
renome
Y’all need to start eating more fibers. I’ve been eating super spicy food for like 15 years now with no issues of this sort. But I imagine things would get uncomfortable if I was literally shitting bricks.
SugarRushLux
I’ve never had that problem no matter what I eat maybe I’m just lucky
Tucana66
Are we discussing spicy stuff **or** butt stuff? *So confused…* ^(/s)
Routine-Cicada-4949
This is me to a T.
Throwaway46890178
Me. Right now. Literally. Bring ice cream. And a spoon.
StonedJesus98
My mouth loves the spice, my digestive system…not so much😔
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And yet it’s true. Haven’t we all punished our b*ttholes with our wandering eyes/severe tastes. And then we forget the price we paid when the next temptation presents itself.
No shit, what helped me was boofing hot sauce. Not pleasant but upped my anus’ tolerance fast.
Maybe it’s just me, but it’s extremely rare for me to get that. Don’t know why. I regularly enjoy scorpion, ghost, reaper and stuff. I think maybe there are other factors that cause people to get the anal burn. Maybe something in my diet neutralizes the capsaicin before it gets that far.
Dr Pepper n Pepto with my spicy meal.
I will honestly take fire ass over a legit stomach ache which USED to be my problem before my tolerance went up.
This is true and I just take the pain
I can’t judge how spicy something was til it comes out. 😂
Needs a second offended girlfriend behind the first labeled my hemorrhoids
I feel it regularly 🤣
If you’re consistent with the heat, it gets better. Don’t let the ring of fire scare you into holding back. It still happens occasionally if I really test the limits, but I can safely hit scorpion pepper levels without a pending evacuation crisis now when I used to get done in by a humble scotch bonnet
I’m in this meme, and I don’t like it.
My anus feels no pain
I’ve never had this problem that seems to plague others.
In all my time eating spicy food, I’ve never had this happen. Worst thing that happens to me is I get really warm and I enjoy it.
I used to have an innie but now it’s an outie!
Me and my a-hay-nuss
We got a real good thing!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1eWalksCgM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1eWalksCgM)
I have no such weakness
Put Vaseline on it before you poop. Works wonders for me.
Speak for your own anus
This is accurate.
This is basically my first post on reddit.
Edit: it’s a TIFU about spicy Chinese food and prune juice.
Bidet. That’s all.
That’s a feature, not a bug.
Y’all need to start eating more fibers. I’ve been eating super spicy food for like 15 years now with no issues of this sort. But I imagine things would get uncomfortable if I was literally shitting bricks.
I’ve never had that problem no matter what I eat maybe I’m just lucky
Are we discussing spicy stuff **or** butt stuff? *So confused…* ^(/s)
This is me to a T.
Me. Right now. Literally. Bring ice cream. And a spoon.
My mouth loves the spice, my digestive system…not so much😔