A collection of abominations I gathered from Australia.

by Not-Now-John

19 Comments

  1. ConorOdin

    Nothing spicy about any of them. Am an Australian and our ‘mild’ is the equivalent of bell pepper or capsicums..

  2. Salty_Shellz

    3 is a pretty standard Italian Salsa Verde, which I’ll admit is confusing as hell to those of us closer to Mexico.

  3. “No onion, no garlic, mild” are they afraid of flavor?

  4. John_East

    Hold on, they might be onto something with that taco pocket

  5. ScrimpyCat

    There’s one chili out of 3 on that last photo, that’s way too spicy.

  6. jimmcfartypants

    To paint a picture, Old El Paso is what british people thought mexican food tasted like back in the 90s. Also picture something so bland that people with a black pepper aversion are the only ones who’d find it remotely spicy. I’m not Australian, but its embarrassing for them that these are what you’ve taken back – they actually have a really good hot sauce community.

  7. Wait till you try and find any decent hot wings. The amount of honey soy ‘buffalo’ wings I have come across on menus is rage inducing.

    My brother in law told me that he doesn’t order the zinger burger at KFC because it’s too spicy.

  8. Curtis_Geist

    How is it possible that people born in a place where everything can kill you are such wimps?

  9. seanmonaghan1968

    Ok but you can’t expect good Mexican food in Australia. But we have amazing Thai food, Vietnamese food, Indonesian food, Malaysia food, chinese food. Our Indian food is getting better. We need lots of people from Mexico to move here before we get better mexican food.

  10. ernyc3777

    Should have put “Legally, we’re not allowed to call this salsa” on the first one.

  11. Odd-Lengthiness8413

    There a many types of salsa verde. France, Italy, and Mexico all have popular variants.

  12. That salsa verde 😂 no peppers, anchovy, parsley

  13. righthandofdog

    No comments about that “tortilla” cup? I assume it’s closed at the other end?

  14. I’m down for the tortilla pocket lol.

    The rest looks like bad alternate Minnesota style no heat salsas but at least around here some chilles go in eventually. And we seem to love garlic.

  15. How do we initiate the process to get Australia declared a rogue state?

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