One of my medium rare steaks on a Celebrity Cruise..

by gentlesCranberry

49 Comments

  1. cilantro-slut

    Steak so gray thought this was a partial black and white photo. So sorry OP 😢

  2. Wonderful-Cup-2721

    Cruise steaks ain’t fresh apparently, I prefer steaks on dry land

  3. I see the milk steak, but where’s the jelly beans?

  4. Excellent-Length2055

    I never order steak unless it’s a steak centered restaurant like The Keg or something similar. This is typically the result of a random diner style steak.

  5. Curious_Freak_1202

    Obviously, it’s not a celebrity chef cruise!

  6. rasmuseriksen

    I’ve had better steak at Denny’s. Significantly better

  7. stevenbrotzel91

    That’s not well done. That’s congratulations

  8. MomsSpagetee

    Reminds me of “steak night” at a resort in Playa del Carmen. Overcooked, sinewy, tough, dry, really bad.

  9. wigglin_harry

    tbf it was probably cooked correctly but then they likely covered it up after it was plated, then it just decided to keep cooking itself

  10. CrisbyCrittur

    The more I read about these cruise “experiences” the less I want to ever set foot on one of these floating Petri dishes. My wife’s fam went on one for a Birthday Celebration, brought COVID back with them. Good times. Steak looks like the sole of a shoe.

  11. JimmyTheReeech

    You could throw that off the ship and the sharks would throw it back.

  12. TexasDonkeyShow

    Looks about right. I specifically ordered a steak on my last cruise just because I wanted to see how shitty it was going to be.

  13. Boogra555

    “I’ll have the shoe leather, medium rare, please.”

    “Right away, sir.”

  14. Simon_Jester88

    Used to sail, steaks will turn grey at sea

  15. Hannah_Dn6

    Is this why so many people get sick on cruises? I felt ill just looking at that.

  16. SubHuman559

    I’m sorry but I had to down vote this, because it made me sad.

  17. Federal_Pickles

    Another reason I’m never going on a crisis

  18. minuteman_d

    Every time people tell me that I should go on a cruise because of the plentiful and good food, I always think of stuff like this.

  19. Willing-Tie-3109

    I got food poisoning down voting this post ama

  20. AshamedConcert1462

    Did they cut this steak from the cadaver of a drowning victim?

  21. BoilerBear

    I’m always morbidly impressed when someone is capable of overcooking a steak to that extreme while also getting no sear.

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