Since, obviously, the quote "another year older, another year closer to death" wouldn't fit, just the second half of the quote will be fine. And The pie is strawberry rhubarb, so clearly red icing will go well… turns out gel icing is a lot harder than my usual of writing mean words with pie crust.
by HalfassinThroughLife
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I’m keeping this!!! So damn funny right now for me.
See, this is the quality content that I come to Reddit for.
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A perfect photo for Dateline 😂 jkjk
Idk I love fun things like this
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This is the kind of energy I want in a relationship!
Where’s the knife?
Death death death ☠️
Birthday pie! You are an absolute angel!
Real [Bill Bailey](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/WoR8s45dasqZitX1/?mibextid=7J6EjN) energy (song starts 3:20 into the clip)
I love it! I was coming to ask if it was cherry so that it could “bleed” upon cutting, but strawberry rhubarb is perfect!
On the news “wife smothers husband in sleep, to make his cake make sense” (joking)
Should’ve been “another day”
Mildly? My wife gives me that, I’m hiring a body guard.
A birthday pie is a great idea
Pink Floyd, Time.
This looks like it was decorated by Sideshow Bob. I love it!
When you get a job as a baker at Overlook Hotel.
Great contender for r/fakealbumcovers
Fun FACT Hahaha
“These aren’t pies. They’re bombs.”
Thought this was a Happy Death Day promo. lol. How’d it turn out?
You are hilarious 🩷
Watch Thinner before you give it to him.
I thought the red on the bottom was the pie seeping and I’m like wow! Making it look like blood? Nope lol
Add “OUR” and you’re golden?
I thought it’s ketchup
Omg 🤯😭
Reminds me of the Voltaire song happy birthday my olde friend
this reminds me of when my old dog got neutered and i decided to bake a cake and i piped in light blue icing “goodbye roccos rocks!” my dad was impressed at least
Ok, terrible story time: for my father’s 54th day I made him a cake and decorated it with all those ” over the hill” decorations they sell at Party City. The kicker was a big tombstone candle in the middle. Ha ha, jokes were made, everyone laughed. And my father passed away 7 months later and I have always felt awful about it.
I love it
Haha! This is so me. I think that we might have been separated at birth!
Dear OP,
I’d like to hire you as my official chef of pastry.
I have a decent number of arch enemies that require being served with an appropriate threat.
I offer you a spacious working place in my castle.
I pay in hard Eternia currency, and dental is included.
I also offer you accommodation in my vast dungeons.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜 (My last Baker was Arya Stark. She made a mean meat pie)
[This is what the OP is really doing…](https://youtu.be/oySZS9zm3jw?si=OUxe38ePrYSWhv39)
This would be great for a Halloween party 😂
This is how I hope to keep the love alive.
#LifeGoals You win!! Better yet, have Happy Death Day playing on the TV, OR Snapped.
Cursive would have been much less threatening
r/2meirl4meirl
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Lmao i love how “DEATH” is both capitalized AND the biggest word on there