Since, obviously, the quote "another year older, another year closer to death" wouldn't fit, just the second half of the quote will be fine. And The pie is strawberry rhubarb, so clearly red icing will go well… turns out gel icing is a lot harder than my usual of writing mean words with pie crust.

by HalfassinThroughLife

44 Comments

  1. N0b0dy-Imp0rtant

    I’m keeping this!!! So damn funny right now for me.

  2. alpacalypse-llama

    See, this is the quality content that I come to Reddit for.

  3. owleealeckza

    A perfect photo for Dateline 😂 jkjk

    Idk I love fun things like this

  4. thoughtfractals85

    This is the kind of energy I want in a relationship!

  5. glyph1331

    I love it! I was coming to ask if it was cherry so that it could “bleed” upon cutting, but strawberry rhubarb is perfect!

  6. Guilty_Explanation29

    On the news “wife smothers husband in sleep, to make his cake make sense” (joking)

  7. CarpeNoctu

    Mildly? My wife gives me that, I’m hiring a body guard.

  8. Disastrous-Bee-1557

    This looks like it was decorated by Sideshow Bob. I love it!

  9. Soupmiserable

    When you get a job as a baker at Overlook Hotel.

  10. SirDwayneCollins

    Thought this was a Happy Death Day promo. lol. How’d it turn out?

  11. dadfathert0n

    I thought the red on the bottom was the pie seeping and I’m like wow! Making it look like blood? Nope lol

  12. caelthel-the-elf

    Reminds me of the Voltaire song happy birthday my olde friend

  13. Just-Lavishness895

    this reminds me of when my old dog got neutered and i decided to bake a cake and i piped in light blue icing “goodbye roccos rocks!” my dad was impressed at least

  14. Initial-Zebra108

    Ok, terrible story time: for my father’s 54th day I made him a cake and decorated it with all those ” over the hill” decorations they sell at Party City. The kicker was a big tombstone candle in the middle. Ha ha, jokes were made, everyone laughed. And my father passed away 7 months later and I have always felt awful about it.

  15. Firm_Elk9522

    Haha! This is so me. I think that we might have been separated at birth!

  16. haubenmeise

    Dear OP,

    I’d like to hire you as my official chef of pastry.
    I have a decent number of arch enemies that require being served with an appropriate threat.
    I offer you a spacious working place in my castle.
    I pay in hard Eternia currency, and dental is included.
    I also offer you accommodation in my vast dungeons.

    Sincerely

    Skeletor 💜 (My last Baker was Arya Stark. She made a mean meat pie)

  17. Pokefan8263

    This would be great for a Halloween party 😂

  18. idontknow_helpme

    This is how I hope to keep the love alive.

  19. CarbieNOTaBarbie

    #LifeGoals You win!! Better yet, have Happy Death Day playing on the TV, OR Snapped.

  20. Leftarmletdown

    Cursive would have been much less threatening

  21. randomchic545

    Lmao i love how “DEATH” is both capitalized AND the biggest word on there

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