Okay but are those mini pepperonis? Like what is happening here?
Dangerous_Finger4678
It’s looking a little pale
Goon_Kilo
I can excuse the platter, to a degree. But ketchup, is inexcusable.
You were so close to a Michelin Star. ☹️
ImpertantMahn
Bravo on the lunchables pizza. 10/10 SFP content
firestar268
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Italians are like:
CatMum_
God I thought these are one of those miny supermarket toy food u got as a kid, what did u do😭
udumslut
Don’t let these people hide your light, you gorgeous horror! Next time, toast up the tortilla in a pan on the stove and then top it and stick it in the oven for a few minutes.
banananananbatman
Post this in r/pizza
Nightingale1035
It gives ED
dirtrow
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giosthebest
Is the pizza under the ant food?
InsertRadnamehere
r/pizzacrimes
artie_pdx
I’ve fapped to a lot of questionable shit in my life and by my left hand I cannot comprehend how I may even ever feel anything that sparks joy again.
MettaRed
This dollhouse mini stuff is outta control 🤭
lnt12_cw23
Is that ketchup? How has nobody questioned the ketchup?
Riverboatcaptain123
Oh shit!
Apt_complexity
Wtf
micmur998
Is this what allergic to food looks like
karatebanana
we gonna talk about the ketchup or what
LuluTopSionMid
Ooooh ok it’s a tortilla with cheese melted on it and maybe hotdogs. Smash.
Reginamus_Prime
Poverty stricken.
bikesboozeandbacon
The perspective or maybe shape of the pepperonis look like it’s miniature
hufflepuffskank
Why is it so….custard yellow…
Baschoen23
Looks like gummies 😅
Narrow-Assignment621
It’s like you tried to not try
blueberryfirefly
no 🥰
Euphorium
At this point just make a Totinos, they’re like $2.
DestroyTroy90
Just curious but why pizza and ketchup? Such a weird mix just hungry or something you like?
Zerostar39
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leesharon1985
Pepperoni cheese quesadilla with ketchup? Heard
NauseousDingDong
I stared at this for way too long trying to figure it out lol
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Op is 4 years old
Who hurt you
I think this is legit the bare minimum of what I’d consider a pizza. Yikes.
I thought those were gummy pizza slices for a second…
Where? Need to send SWAT team immy.
Just add a little garlic powder, oregano, and some dabs of hot sawse 🤘🔥
Where?
Oh no.
Looks like melted cheese on styrofoam
Ketchup? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)
What kind of cheese did you use?
Pizza crime
r/PizzaCrimes would be proud of this
Okay but are those mini pepperonis? Like what is happening here?
It’s looking a little pale
I can excuse the platter, to a degree.
But ketchup, is inexcusable.
You were so close to a Michelin Star. ☹️
Bravo on the lunchables pizza. 10/10 SFP content
![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L)
Italians are like:
God I thought these are one of those miny supermarket toy food u got as a kid, what did u do😭
Don’t let these people hide your light, you gorgeous horror! Next time, toast up the tortilla in a pan on the stove and then top it and stick it in the oven for a few minutes.
Post this in r/pizza
It gives ED
![gif](giphy|joM3TPW8lgCvm|downsized)
Is the pizza under the ant food?
r/pizzacrimes
I’ve fapped to a lot of questionable shit in my life and by my left hand I cannot comprehend how I may even ever feel anything that sparks joy again.
This dollhouse mini stuff is outta control 🤭
Is that ketchup? How has nobody questioned the ketchup?
Oh shit!
Wtf
Is this what allergic to food looks like
we gonna talk about the ketchup or what
Ooooh ok it’s a tortilla with cheese melted on it and maybe hotdogs. Smash.
Poverty stricken.
The perspective or maybe shape of the pepperonis look like it’s miniature
Why is it so….custard yellow…
Looks like gummies 😅
It’s like you tried to not try
no 🥰
At this point just make a Totinos, they’re like $2.
Just curious but why pizza and ketchup? Such a weird mix just hungry or something you like?
![gif](giphy|BCUUXpaBYUcLDTwZ88|downsized)
Pepperoni cheese quesadilla with ketchup? Heard
I stared at this for way too long trying to figure it out lol