Hi guys, inspired by another post. Please rate my burger. All self made. Brioche bun Caramelized onions 🧅 Bacon 🥓 Blue cheese source Cheddar 🧀 Beef patty 250 gr 🥩 Tomato and salad 🥗 g
Thanks for your input, time and ratings 🙏
by zErO_0815
44 Comments
occupy_this7
5/10. It’s too tall. When I eat a burger I wanna be able to take a bite bun to bun.
ArturosDad
It looks unwieldy.
walkyourdogs
This is one of those burgers where I’d have to use my palm and full force pressure the burger like I’m trying to make a diamond just to eat it. 6/10
vartiverti
How is to be consumed? Are we attempting to pick it up and take a bite?
Isaandog
Remake a manageable size and 8/10
Imawildedible
6/10
I’m a fan of the ingredients and am guessing I’d love the flavors. But this thing is impossible to eat like this and is unnecessarily messy.
AlbertaAcreageBoy
Too messy.
ZestycloseRaisin9864
rated jizz
LostChocolate3
4/10
Bacon is overdone, way too much sauce, way too tall
SheedRanko
Looks like an android from Alien busted a nut on your burger.
Amazing-Steak
looks wet
Highlander_18_9
2/10 – too much stuff and too tall.
But if you like it, my rating doesn’t matter! Enjoy
mmmoctopie
It’s too over the top. Less is more. Like who wants to attempt eating this and be covered in all that slop. I can imagine this getting stuck in my beard. It reminds me of those instagram shakes a few years ago that were just so insanely decadent. I cannot stand burgers like this sorry, they make me irrationally angry.
corgihandler
Very photogenic but not something I’d be interested in. Interested in those homemade brioche buns though.
RandomCalamity
3/10
You made a burger to be photographed, not eaten.
grossinm
Wider not taller.
CheeseburgerSmoothy
It contains a lot of debris.
Severe_Piano_223
Too much cheese sauce for me. 4/10
CheckedRaisedonTurn
1 too much… trying to impress the other burgers.
Raiders2112
Too tall, and too sloppy looking. It sounds delicious, but I want to be able to pick a burger up and take a bite without a bunch of slop falling out or crap oozing all over the place. This does not look like that kind of burger.
TexasDonkeyShow
How do you eat it?
IcyImagination5929
I would need to try it first…
Gerolanfalan
Blue cheese is a choice, undoubtedly I could do without all that sauce.
I don’t mind the height like others are saying since I have a big mouth.
8/10, not because of the blue cheese cause that’s subjective, but cause it seems a bit wet. It’s objectively going to overpower the meat patty’s natural flavor.
Still would eat.
dabhought
I’m sure it’s good and the flavors are there but it’s too tall to even pick up and take a bite of the entire burger. I would make it shorter, the messy doesn’t bother me as much. 7/10
thebannedtoo
2/10. Too messy and too tall. Fix that and it’s an 8.
Ecstatic-Display-867
I bet it tastes absolutely amazing, but it seems difficult to eat – 6/10
johnnyribcage
barb_dylan
4
Jamiew_CS
Burgers should be wider not taller. But it still looks tasty
momming_af
Why do people call lettuce salad? I’d eat it though! 7
Good_Stretch5445
Needs more sauce
ChillinDylan901
5.5/10
DickiesAndChucks
Lot going on there.
JiovanniTheGREAT
Probably tastes great but too much of the toppings on there
testurshit
6/10. Probably delicious but too sloppy and unwieldy.
Competitive_Cut_8746
I’m not worthy! That is just about as perfect as you can get.
bobbybrc
1/10
Dense-Stranger9977
2
virgildoolittle
5/10 Probably tastes good but looks like a job site.
Sweet_Can_1762
Give me a bite
Steak-n-Cigars
How do people eat something this size?
Apparentmendacity
3/10
I hate burgers that you need to deconstruct and eat with a fork and knife
OccamsYoyo
100 on the heart attack meter.
AdventurousSugar510
It looks fucking delicious. I don’t mind getting a little messy 😂 8/10
44 Comments
5/10. It’s too tall. When I eat a burger I wanna be able to take a bite bun to bun.
It looks unwieldy.
This is one of those burgers where I’d have to use my palm and full force pressure the burger like I’m trying to make a diamond just to eat it. 6/10
How is to be consumed? Are we attempting to pick it up and take a bite?
Remake a manageable size and 8/10
6/10
I’m a fan of the ingredients and am guessing I’d love the flavors. But this thing is impossible to eat like this and is unnecessarily messy.
Too messy.
rated jizz
4/10
Bacon is overdone, way too much sauce, way too tall
Looks like an android from Alien busted a nut on your burger.
looks wet
2/10 – too much stuff and too tall.
But if you like it, my rating doesn’t matter! Enjoy
It’s too over the top. Less is more. Like who wants to attempt eating this and be covered in all that slop. I can imagine this getting stuck in my beard. It reminds me of those instagram shakes a few years ago that were just so insanely decadent. I cannot stand burgers like this sorry, they make me irrationally angry.
Very photogenic but not something I’d be interested in. Interested in those homemade brioche buns though.
3/10
You made a burger to be photographed, not eaten.
Wider not taller.
It contains a lot of debris.
Too much cheese sauce for me. 4/10
1 too much… trying to impress the other burgers.
Too tall, and too sloppy looking. It sounds delicious, but I want to be able to pick a burger up and take a bite without a bunch of slop falling out or crap oozing all over the place. This does not look like that kind of burger.
How do you eat it?
I would need to try it first…
Blue cheese is a choice, undoubtedly I could do without all that sauce.
I don’t mind the height like others are saying since I have a big mouth.
8/10, not because of the blue cheese cause that’s subjective, but cause it seems a bit wet. It’s objectively going to overpower the meat patty’s natural flavor.
Still would eat.
I’m sure it’s good and the flavors are there but it’s too tall to even pick up and take a bite of the entire burger. I would make it shorter, the messy doesn’t bother me as much. 7/10
2/10. Too messy and too tall. Fix that and it’s an 8.
I bet it tastes absolutely amazing, but it seems difficult to eat – 6/10
4
Burgers should be wider not taller. But it still looks tasty
Why do people call lettuce salad? I’d eat it though! 7
Needs more sauce
5.5/10
Lot going on there.
Probably tastes great but too much of the toppings on there
6/10. Probably delicious but too sloppy and unwieldy.
I’m not worthy! That is just about as perfect as you can get.
1/10
2
5/10 Probably tastes good but looks like a job site.
Give me a bite
How do people eat something this size?
3/10
I hate burgers that you need to deconstruct and eat with a fork and knife
100 on the heart attack meter.
It looks fucking delicious. I don’t mind getting a little messy 😂 8/10