And no, he wasn't high.

by cilantro-slut

30 Comments

  1. letsbuildasnowman

    I see nothing wrong here. Nice pickle to sandwich ratio. Your husband is a keeper. Unless he puts pineapple on his pizza. Then you should throw him back.

  2. maynardd1

    For me, slice those pickles thin, and that’s a top-tier sandwich..

    As-is, pickles are definitely overpowering that bad boy..

  3. Ok-Midnight5719

    Keeps the pickle juice where it’s supposed to be – in the pickle. I dunno, he might be a genius.

  4. CarboTheHydrate

    We all love sandwiches here, but I think marrying one is a little too far though. ‘Doubt it’ll last.

  5. boosh1744

    I mean I just want to marry a sandwich so I’m with you

  6. Beginning_Lab1010

    I’m the same way. The only vegetable on my sandwich and burgers are cucumbers in pickle form 😂

  7. *”Cranial-mandibular dislocation” . This is the ability of snakes to open their jaws extremely wide, allowing them to swallow prey whole that is much larger than their head.*

  8. Different-Buddy9194

    Do you not slice the pickle because you prefer it that way or is it laziness lol?

  9. I don’t blame you for marrying a thick boi like that. Look at his pickle!

  10. squirrelmonkie

    As someone who always asks for extra pickles and they give me 3 instead of 2, I support this decision

  11. This looks like a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

  12. AdultingNinjaTurtle

    Me on the other hand…. *slowly puts seaweed salad on my sandwich*

  13. TheInfiniteSadness_

    Please tell me that’s not peanut butter and mayonnaise. Please.

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