I know, I know. I’m just poor and envious.

by lifesthateasy

25 Comments

  1. Fearless_Warthog_355

    Why would we need a slur for that? Some people just have more money, and want to dive into a hobby head first. Doesn’t make them a bad person or whatever. People should just respect each other, be happy for one and another and help out. Stop judging or call people names just because they are new or just happen to have more money than you.

  2. LargeRistretto

    haha – just saw that on the facebook group as well. Someone said “Let’s call them “Home Espresso Aficionados”” and i think thats greate

  3. Hamish_Hsimah

    “All the gear & no idea” …there’s a few of these on here, me included lol

  4. Winter-Lie-9628

    ECM Synchronika and Eureka Mignon as my first machine and grinder.

    I didn’t want to suffer from “upgrade-itis”, and 5 6 years later, I have no regrets.

  5. Diet_Christ

    We figured that out in the 90s, they’re called poseurs

  6. brianlucid

    I love that this image has triggered people across whole swathes of the internet, cause this is such a common behavior.

    I won’t get into the economics of it. What concerns me most is how this type of jumping limits learning and skill-building. It’s far more noticeable in, say, motorcycles, music, racing bicycles, etc., but I think it’s true in espresso as well. So many hobbyists think this is a shortcut, but it actually winds up hugely limiting their enjoyment of the thing they love as they try to advance.

  7. crankthehandle

    Traditionally they were called ‘humble college students’

  8. A mate of mine works as a coffee tech, and he puts up Insta reels of highlights from his work. Last week it was someone who brought in their $10k machine for a service because they thought it was “faulty”. He pries off the shower screen, and the underside was so caked up with coffee gunk that almost no water could get through.

  9. Consistent-Roll-9041

    Saw on another thread to call them ‘buyhards’

  10. Totally agree. Something like “Platinum Novice” came to my mind.

  11. AndySchneider

    Well, tbh starting the hobby is way easier when using top of the line products.

    It’s easier to troubleshoot your puck preparation when you don’t have to account for grind inconsistency. Dealing in your shots is easier when you have a flow meter or even a preset amount of water to use.

    Making great espresso is all about controlling a myriad of different variables. And the less variables you have to worry about, the easier it gets.

  12. I heard the term “buyhard” recently. I think that fits really well.

  13. I see time and again those that have a closet of “value” grinders and espresso machines as they “work their way up” in barista “talent”, then ridicule those that buy once, cry once with an end game setup… while they spend half their life trying to get to that perfect coffee they dreamed of. Meanwhile, the person who did not know how to turn on their Slayer on Day 1 is making amazing coffee for their friends 6 months in and does not wake up every morning wondering what the next step up is, rather wakes up with a smile on their face because they know their next coffee drink in a few minutes will be perfect.

  14. thecloakedsignpost

    There’s a term in the photography community that’s kind of perpetuated throughout life, “GAS”, or Gear Acquisition Syndrome. I got into archery a few years back and came across a few people like this in that time; I referred to them as Idiopathic GAS sufferers.

  15. When someone’s starter set is more than 3 months rent…

  16. Ok_Low_1287

    If making coffee qualifies as hobby, then so does brushing one’s teeth.

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