Paired with our df64 v2, we look forward to waking up everyday

by The_fartocle

29 Comments

  1. RaiseAcceptable

    Thats a beautiful ass, bet it makes great asspresso.

    Sorry!

  2. Bspy10700

    Hmm… cocaine is a stimulant and so is coffee. Ass and stimulant always make a great pair.

  3. MikermanS

    Did someone play with the Ascaso trademark there? I’m not quite sure how the Ascaso lawyers would feel about that . . . . 😉

  4. cursedboyhelp

    How is it? I’m about to purchase one in two weeks but I’m kind of going back and forth. I think of all the espresso machines I’ve seen this one is visually the best imo. But how is it to operate? How’s the pour? Pros and cons?

  5. DOctorEArl

    I wonder when it’s going to be back on sale. I want one.

  6. MochingPet

    The_fartocle has posted their absolutely-loved ass machine.

    ![gif](giphy|YZevTvT9z9ubjeyCck)

  7. Alternative_Ad_7507

    That machine looks like it means business!

  8. Pleasant-Pattern-903

    Coffee is like a warm hug that never lets go!

  9. TurboTaco-with-Poop

    You’ve never tasted espresso until you have had it pulled out my ass

  10. I, too, love drinking brown liquid fresh out of the ass.

  11. PaulFleming75

    I looked at that and thought “does that say ‘ass’?”

    Does this mean the OP is in love with ass?

    I thought this was an espresso subreddit.

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