you will LITERALLY have to pry a nice sandwich out of my cold dead hands

10 Comments

1. 

   readsalotman 3 months ago

   Why do people emphasize “literally” nowadays when they don’t actually mean literally but use it as a figure of speech?

2. 

   KneticTheory 3 months ago

   I get that you’re passionate about a sangwitch. Do you anticipate dying while jolding a sangwitch?

3. 

   Old-Asshole 3 months ago

   Why not just eat it? If we have to pry it from your cold dead hands then you aren’t actually eating it.

4. 

   GutterDonut 3 months ago

   Oh, you like a little meat with your lettuce sandwich?

5. 

   Increasingly_Anxious 3 months ago

   Excellent choice in greens. 😋

6. 

   HockeyMcSimmons 3 months ago

   H O L Y S A N D W I C H G O D S 🙏🥪

7. 

   VoidFoxi 3 months ago

   You mean your salad wrapped in bread?

8. 

   hvanderw 3 months ago

   Your conditions are acceptable.

9. 

   HeavyTea 3 months ago

   Double lettuce. Healthy guy. Looks good!

10. 

    kcolgeis 3 months ago

    Well, if that’s the way you want it.