Ham and Turkey on whole wheat with Duke's mayo, spicy brown mustard, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickled red onion and a frilly toothpicked garlic stuffed olives.
Pinky was up for this one.
by Uncle_Submarine
42 Comments
NachoNachoDan
I’m for em. Let’s start a club.
Jfkc5117
I respect them.
WaySavvyD
They tend to be quite dry and flavorless unless they are well marinated
StarbossTechnology
It’s a proven fact that they make sandwiches taste better. Saw it on MythBusters.
Big_Acanthaceae951
Prefer the mini swords
ckinz16
Not a club sandwich if it comes without those
pastrami_on_ass
I’ll take one of those umbrella toothpicks instead, got enough microplastics floating around already. Plus the umbrellas are cooler, and provides some shade for my sandwich on those hot days.
the_hat_madder
They add extra time between sandwich admiration and sandwich enjoyment.
BrewItYourself
No potato salad?
jollyGreenGiant3
Olives are the devil’s eyeballs…
Sufficient-Night-479
im about em. they’re classy.
Hogger70
I prefer biting into unfrilled tooth pick camouflaged in bread, really helps build the callous on the roof of my mouth.
CoatShirTie8828
It’s a staple, literally and figuratively.
DanFlashes420-69
Hate them
claud2113
Dumb, but I won’t yuck your yum.
If something that small brings you joy, keep on keeping on brother.
rmc1211
best way to indicate different prices
jfmdavisburg
r/unexpectedmitch
Fit_Victory6650
If there’s an olive attached, I have nothing to say.
fucccboii
are you guys getting paid to say your brand of mayo on reddit?
dingo1967
Cut it again!!
donttrustmeokay
Most of the time means the sandwich is bigger. I’m all for it.
Sirnando138
And in the middle we will dump chips
BBTheClown
Discussing ‘frilly’ toothpicks of all things? Really? XD
clallseven
I’m for ‘em!
Ancient-Award-5831
The only mayo is kewpie.
Diana_Belle
I guess this is what happened to the talking sandwich. Maybe he talked too much…
f1lth4f1lth
I love stuffed olives more
Artpeace-111
The frill guards against small splinters, keeps em wrapped, I need there.
warplayer
For years I always thought he said “I’m fond” which is also funny in its own way.
BrilliantHyena
They’re not frilly. They hold my shit together until I get there
Worstfishingshow
It’s a good thing you didn’t put bacon on that sandwich. If you had, and hadn’t cut it into 4 triangles… well, that’s just begging for a visit from the Dirt Man.
Macccam
I think they’re fine, like who genuinely cares about an added extra bit of plastic to make them look “cute” haha. As long as it does its job I don’t care what they look like
finlyboo
LOVE. I bought a box of 1000 years ago and am still working through them, I will restock whenever it gets low. I also love a pretty piece of parchment paper to wrap a sandwich!
zenco-jtjr
They’re charming 🙂
NotSoGentleBen
Is it really a club sandwich without ’em?
Queasy_Day4695
They’re GREAT if they lead to a sandwich 🥪 like that!
Known_Blueberry9070
You are out of the club, with your two pieces of bread sandwich. Get over there with alfalfa sprouts guy.
Yoshmaster
They keep my sandwich from falling apart
Gusano13
**I’M FOR EM!**
ManiacCommie
BabousCobwebBowl
Improves the flavor of a sandwich +25%
sneaky-pizza
Makes me feel young again, but I really don’t like extra bits of plastic floating in the ocean. Someone needs to do a paper frill
42 Comments
I’m for em. Let’s start a club.
I respect them.
They tend to be quite dry and flavorless unless they are well marinated
It’s a proven fact that they make sandwiches taste better. Saw it on MythBusters.
Prefer the mini swords
Not a club sandwich if it comes without those
I’ll take one of those umbrella toothpicks instead, got enough microplastics floating around already. Plus the umbrellas are cooler, and provides some shade for my sandwich on those hot days.
They add extra time between sandwich admiration and sandwich enjoyment.
No potato salad?
Olives are the devil’s eyeballs…
im about em. they’re classy.
I prefer biting into unfrilled tooth pick camouflaged in bread, really helps build the callous on the roof of my mouth.
It’s a staple, literally and figuratively.
Hate them
Dumb, but I won’t yuck your yum.
If something that small brings you joy, keep on keeping on brother.
best way to indicate different prices
r/unexpectedmitch
If there’s an olive attached, I have nothing to say.
are you guys getting paid to say your brand of mayo on reddit?
Cut it again!!
Most of the time means the sandwich is bigger. I’m all for it.
And in the middle we will dump chips
Discussing ‘frilly’ toothpicks of all things? Really? XD
I’m for ‘em!
The only mayo is kewpie.
I guess this is what happened to the talking sandwich. Maybe he talked too much…
I love stuffed olives more
The frill guards against small splinters, keeps em wrapped, I need there.
For years I always thought he said “I’m fond” which is also funny in its own way.
They’re not frilly. They hold my shit together until I get there
It’s a good thing you didn’t put bacon on that sandwich. If you had, and hadn’t cut it into 4 triangles… well, that’s just begging for a visit from the Dirt Man.
I think they’re fine, like who genuinely cares about an added extra bit of plastic to make them look “cute” haha. As long as it does its job I don’t care what they look like
LOVE. I bought a box of 1000 years ago and am still working through them, I will restock whenever it gets low. I also love a pretty piece of parchment paper to wrap a sandwich!
They’re charming 🙂
Is it really a club sandwich without ’em?
They’re GREAT if they lead to a sandwich 🥪 like that!
You are out of the club, with your two pieces of bread sandwich. Get over there with alfalfa sprouts guy.
They keep my sandwich from falling apart
**I’M FOR EM!**
Improves the flavor of a sandwich +25%
Makes me feel young again, but I really don’t like extra bits of plastic floating in the ocean. Someone needs to do a paper frill