I tried to bake my first pie… inadvertently created a portal into the underworld



by SirSalmonCat

36 Comments

  1. LustyGazee

    When they said baking was a ‘helluva’ job, I didn’t think they meant it literally! lol.. Any tips on how to close a portal? My oven’s been acting strange lately!

  2. SirSalmonCat

    Frozen pie crust, 2-3 cups of frozen blueberries, can of cherry filling. No additional sugar / spices. Baked at 350 F for about one hour to complete the ritual.

  3. Lily_DaBunny

    May I steal this recipe for later? Me and my friend have plans to bring back the dark lord, but we have no idea how to do the ritual without leaving the comfort of our homes nor raising suspicion!

  4. HeavyDeadMetaI

    Oh, this is amazing. This is like something from one of those SNL baking championship sketches brought to life, lmao.

  5. Novel_Bumblebee8972

    Is that just berries and corn starch?

  6. Due-Ad-7922

    This is my favorite r/baking post ever now 😂

  7. shortstop_princess

    Did anyone else see its eyes and mouth when the camera zoomed in 😳

  8. stuffebunny

    This could honestly be a prop on a set of a movie

  9. SilverShootingTears

    Staring into this abyss is strangely hypnotizing. I can’t seem to look away from it. 😵‍💫

    (I’m doomed, aren’t I?)

  10. salymander_1

    This is a very Lovecraftian pie.

    Eldritch pie?

    Cthulhu pie?

    You may not want to sleep in your home tonight, lest the demons cross the veil between the worlds and get you.

    Stay safe.

  11. TragedyAnnDoll

    Fabulous job, most people just don’t take the time to make a proper portal to hell these days. You can really taste the evil here just by looking. Did you use locally sourced blood of a virgin or just store bought?

  12. cancat918

    Eureka! Quick throw that RING in and run as if every Orc in Middle Earth was about to attack us from all directions… oh nooooooo, Mister Frodo, THEY ARE!

    Frodo: *well, this sucks.*

    (Thank you for this post, I used to live in Hawaii, and I miss seeing molten lava as it’s cooling.)🥹🩷

  13. small_god23

    I can 100% confirm that this is venom’s parasite

  14. PaxonGoat

    I appreciate that you gave us a video of it this. 

    Thank you for sharing your hellmouth

  15. ghandimauler

    It does kind of like something you’d have seen in the Fifth Element…. a big black dark planet….. but yours probably tastes better!

  16. Nucleoticticboom

    Well? Don’t just record, Jack Horner

    stick in your thumb

    While hearing the screams of the slum

    And say “Oh, I think I can hear it cry”

  17. And you probably thought this was a recipe for disaster.

  18. YourNonExistentGirl

    I’ve been sick for the past few days and it’s made me a little cranky.

    You just made my entire week.

  19. ProofOk7786

    thats why human transmutations are forbidden

  20. HaitianCatEater

    This looks like the symbiote Venom spawns from.

  21. StaticCloud

    DnD has a new warlock subclass. Eldritch pie summoner.

  22. Blackletterdragon

    When something emerges, you have to ask it “WHOM DO YOU SERVE?”

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