I tried to bake my first pie… inadvertently created a portal into the underworld
I tried to bake my first pie… inadvertently created a portal into the underworld
by SirSalmonCat
36 Comments
LustyGazee
When they said baking was a ‘helluva’ job, I didn’t think they meant it literally! lol.. Any tips on how to close a portal? My oven’s been acting strange lately!
SirSalmonCat
Frozen pie crust, 2-3 cups of frozen blueberries, can of cherry filling. No additional sugar / spices. Baked at 350 F for about one hour to complete the ritual.
Lily_DaBunny
May I steal this recipe for later? Me and my friend have plans to bring back the dark lord, but we have no idea how to do the ritual without leaving the comfort of our homes nor raising suspicion!
HeavyDeadMetaI
Oh, this is amazing. This is like something from one of those SNL baking championship sketches brought to life, lmao.
Chest-Enough
i can hear its screams 😭
HappyOrca2020
This is where Demogorgons come from.
Novel_Bumblebee8972
Is that just berries and corn starch?
Due-Ad-7922
This is my favorite r/baking post ever now 😂
KaineSaveUs
the black goo from prometheus
shortstop_princess
Did anyone else see its eyes and mouth when the camera zoomed in 😳
Staring into this abyss is strangely hypnotizing. I can’t seem to look away from it. 😵💫
(I’m doomed, aren’t I?)
jalahello
So curious as to why this happened??
salymander_1
This is a very Lovecraftian pie.
Eldritch pie?
Cthulhu pie?
You may not want to sleep in your home tonight, lest the demons cross the veil between the worlds and get you.
Stay safe.
amiuptonogood
To Tartarus! 🥂
Elraishem
You added too much [REDACTED]
Sobeshott
Zuuuuuuuuuuulllllllll
TragedyAnnDoll
Fabulous job, most people just don’t take the time to make a proper portal to hell these days. You can really taste the evil here just by looking. Did you use locally sourced blood of a virgin or just store bought?
cancat918
Eureka! Quick throw that RING in and run as if every Orc in Middle Earth was about to attack us from all directions… oh nooooooo, Mister Frodo, THEY ARE!
Frodo: *well, this sucks.*
(Thank you for this post, I used to live in Hawaii, and I miss seeing molten lava as it’s cooling.)🥹🩷
small_god23
I can 100% confirm that this is venom’s parasite
PaxonGoat
I appreciate that you gave us a video of it this.
Thank you for sharing your hellmouth
Kelliesrm26
At least the crust looks very nice
ghandimauler
It does kind of like something you’d have seen in the Fifth Element…. a big black dark planet….. but yours probably tastes better!
Nucleoticticboom
Well? Don’t just record, Jack Horner
stick in your thumb
While hearing the screams of the slum
And say “Oh, I think I can hear it cry”
Grizzy25
And you probably thought this was a recipe for disaster.
YourNonExistentGirl
I’ve been sick for the past few days and it’s made me a little cranky.
You just made my entire week.
ProofOk7786
thats why human transmutations are forbidden
HaitianCatEater
This looks like the symbiote Venom spawns from.
StaticCloud
DnD has a new warlock subclass. Eldritch pie summoner.
herring80
Are you the Keymaster?
sebbdk
dont put your dick in that
Blackletterdragon
When something emerges, you have to ask it “WHOM DO YOU SERVE?”
36 Comments
When they said baking was a ‘helluva’ job, I didn’t think they meant it literally! lol.. Any tips on how to close a portal? My oven’s been acting strange lately!
Frozen pie crust, 2-3 cups of frozen blueberries, can of cherry filling. No additional sugar / spices. Baked at 350 F for about one hour to complete the ritual.
May I steal this recipe for later? Me and my friend have plans to bring back the dark lord, but we have no idea how to do the ritual without leaving the comfort of our homes nor raising suspicion!
Oh, this is amazing. This is like something from one of those SNL baking championship sketches brought to life, lmao.
i can hear its screams 😭
This is where Demogorgons come from.
Is that just berries and corn starch?
This is my favorite r/baking post ever now 😂
the black goo from prometheus
Did anyone else see its eyes and mouth when the camera zoomed in 😳
To the nether!
This could honestly be a prop on a set of a movie
[Seems important, don’t put your d in that](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/s/bZ7BytxyTA)
I bet it’s delish after it cools down!
Thanks Marie Callender
Staring into this abyss is strangely hypnotizing. I can’t seem to look away from it. 😵💫
(I’m doomed, aren’t I?)
So curious as to why this happened??
This is a very Lovecraftian pie.
Eldritch pie?
Cthulhu pie?
You may not want to sleep in your home tonight, lest the demons cross the veil between the worlds and get you.
Stay safe.
To Tartarus! 🥂
You added too much [REDACTED]
Zuuuuuuuuuuulllllllll
Fabulous job, most people just don’t take the time to make a proper portal to hell these days. You can really taste the evil here just by looking. Did you use locally sourced blood of a virgin or just store bought?
Eureka! Quick throw that RING in and run as if every Orc in Middle Earth was about to attack us from all directions… oh nooooooo, Mister Frodo, THEY ARE!
Frodo: *well, this sucks.*
(Thank you for this post, I used to live in Hawaii, and I miss seeing molten lava as it’s cooling.)🥹🩷
I can 100% confirm that this is venom’s parasite
I appreciate that you gave us a video of it this.
Thank you for sharing your hellmouth
At least the crust looks very nice
It does kind of like something you’d have seen in the Fifth Element…. a big black dark planet….. but yours probably tastes better!
Well? Don’t just record, Jack Horner
stick in your thumb
While hearing the screams of the slum
And say “Oh, I think I can hear it cry”
And you probably thought this was a recipe for disaster.
I’ve been sick for the past few days and it’s made me a little cranky.
You just made my entire week.
thats why human transmutations are forbidden
This looks like the symbiote Venom spawns from.
DnD has a new warlock subclass. Eldritch pie summoner.
Are you the Keymaster?
dont put your dick in that
When something emerges, you have to ask it “WHOM DO YOU SERVE?”
Needed a top crust.