Damn! Jax going hard. I can see this in Miami Beach as mods got outta hand there. My chef finally put his foot down. No mods on Fridays or Saturday nights. I still remember that man warmly.
sucobe
✅ Random words not capitalized ✅ Sepatate checks ✅ Successful meal ✅ Fuck your meal split ✅ Fuck your appetizers ✅ Agree to ToS before dining ☑️ Bone apple Tea
MrSteven20618
Jfc, like my joint has a few policies as well, yeah. But this is just obscene. I would walk out the second I laid eyes on this page. Didn’t even read it all. Best of luck to that place.
scott3845
“To absolutely ensure you safety, do not eat any food items at this facility ” 😆
That one killed me
sodasofasolarsora
Whoever it is pick one fucking font. I wouldn’t read all that at the table.
Stillwater-Scorp1381
Choose a goddamn font and size.
toorigged2fail
I can definitely have some fun with “unlimited accommodations.” May or may not sleep on a cot right in the lobby.
prince0fpasta
It was all a bit stringent until “every seated guest has to order an entree priced item.” That was the tipping point of ridiculousness
HundredWithTheForce
A $27 split entree fee is the kind of thing that would give my GM wet dreams.
HoldEvenSteadier
Even though I agree in spirit with half of this, and vehemently so on some of them… I wouldn’t eat here.
R2D2808
This whole thing hurt my brain.
That’s a hard nope.
chefasfuck
This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. I bet the food is absolute garbage.
bobi2393
“Expect a Service Charge for Separate Checks”
This sounds like a former server is now an owner or manager. 🙂
PurdyGuud
Lololololololololololol 🤣
rabbitSC
This started out reasonable, if typographically challenged. Then things went downhill so fast.
Keybricks666
This was written in the 60s for sure
wykkedfaery33
I live about a 5 minute drive from there, lol.
They’ve been the spotlight of a few of posts in the Jax subreddit over the past few years, people tend to specifically hate the chef. Never been, but supposedly they have bomb-ass food. I’m not much of a modder when it comes to my food, might go ahead and give them a try.
StasiaPepperr
Whoever wrote all of this forgot the golden rule, “customers don’t read anything.” Customers won’t even read simple signs like “closed” or “out of order.” They definitely won’t read all of this.
Organic-Mix-9422
I know in Australia entrees are different. However I’m not going to be told what I have to order unless it is a preset 3 course meal for example
OviliskTwo
You write a menu. You revise it after getting nice and high or a few scotches or both. You then revise your “dirty” menu whilst sober and bingo bango very close to genius restauranturing.
Theses fucks stopped at step two and somehow kept pushing.
kaos904
I saw this on r/mildlyinfuriating, didn’t realize it was in my town.
legallyvermin
Line cooks don’t have an advanced enough vocabulary for “Capricious”
somerandom995
This should be used in a graphic design course as an example of how not to do hierarchy.
Pat0san
Wow – surprised they do not ask for all orders to be written, initialled (including this page), and finally signed.
CupBeEmpty
Successful meal… was eaten and did not die 9/10 would nourish myself again
professorseagull
The views and events expressed here are totally fucked, and are not necessarily the views of anyone.
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Damn! Jax going hard. I can see this in Miami Beach as mods got outta hand there. My chef finally put his foot down. No mods on Fridays or Saturday nights. I still remember that man warmly.
✅ Random words not capitalized
✅ Sepatate checks
✅ Successful meal
✅ Fuck your meal split
✅ Fuck your appetizers
✅ Agree to ToS before dining
☑️ Bone apple Tea
Jfc, like my joint has a few policies as well, yeah. But this is just obscene. I would walk out the second I laid eyes on this page. Didn’t even read it all. Best of luck to that place.
“To absolutely ensure you safety, do not eat any food items at this facility ” 😆
That one killed me
Whoever it is pick one fucking font. I wouldn’t read all that at the table.
Choose a goddamn font and size.
I can definitely have some fun with “unlimited accommodations.” May or may not sleep on a cot right in the lobby.
It was all a bit stringent until “every seated guest has to order an entree priced item.” That was the tipping point of ridiculousness
A $27 split entree fee is the kind of thing that would give my GM wet dreams.
Even though I agree in spirit with half of this, and vehemently so on some of them… I wouldn’t eat here.
This whole thing hurt my brain.
That’s a hard nope.
This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. I bet the food is absolute garbage.
“Expect a Service Charge for Separate Checks”
This sounds like a former server is now an owner or manager. 🙂
Lololololololololololol 🤣
This started out reasonable, if typographically challenged. Then things went downhill so fast.
This was written in the 60s for sure
I live about a 5 minute drive from there, lol.
They’ve been the spotlight of a few of posts in the Jax subreddit over the past few years, people tend to specifically hate the chef. Never been, but supposedly they have bomb-ass food. I’m not much of a modder when it comes to my food, might go ahead and give them a try.
Whoever wrote all of this forgot the golden rule, “customers don’t read anything.” Customers won’t even read simple signs like “closed” or “out of order.” They definitely won’t read all of this.
I know in Australia entrees are different. However I’m not going to be told what I have to order unless it is a preset 3 course meal for example
You write a menu. You revise it after getting nice and high or a few scotches or both. You then revise your “dirty” menu whilst sober and bingo bango very close to genius restauranturing.
Theses fucks stopped at step two and somehow kept pushing.
I saw this on r/mildlyinfuriating, didn’t realize it was in my town.
Line cooks don’t have an advanced enough vocabulary for “Capricious”
This should be used in a graphic design course as an example of how not to do hierarchy.
Wow – surprised they do not ask for all orders to be written, initialled (including this page), and finally signed.
Successful meal… was eaten and did not die 9/10 would nourish myself again
The views and events expressed here are totally fucked, and are not necessarily the views of anyone.