So a friend just came back from Tanzania and was kind enough to bring back some coffee, which I was super grateful for. I thought it smelt a bit strange and when opening it, the beans looked really dark. Are these beans cremated? The paper bag called them Babu coffee?
by ybot1999
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That is carbon, sir
Looks like a light roast from Starbucks
You may want to carbon date those fossils.
The Roast level is Anakin lol
That suuucks cause some of the best coffee I’ve ever had came from Tanzania, but it looked like normal, brown coffee, not whatever this burnt bag is. Just be polite to your friend, though, it’s not their fault.
Yikes
Don’t they use that in tarmac?
But how does it taste?
Looks like someone sat on your bag of blueberries
Those are fresh beans that still need to be roasted
He brought back charcoal. Use it to feed your grill. Drink it if you want to die 😂
outjerked
I think they maybe a smidge beyond dark roast. Maybe a new line of “Pits of hell” roast
Which animal butt did those come out of?
Yeah, it’s a new decaffeination method.
Just past third crack.
Thats what I need in the morning
I think only the very outside is charred. The middle doesn’t look roasted.
Say a prayer and release them into the sea.
This looks like an artifact pulled from Vesuvius
Yes.
*opens the bag*
*Beans scream “I hate you”*
I bet an espresso made with that could actually give you insta-cancer.
I genuinely thought that was a bag of charcoal for a barbecue
Where are you scattering the ashes?
What did those poor beans do to the guy that roasted them? Those things are garbage.