Prepping for Hurricane Milton and trynna grill a lil 🔥

by Respect_Cujo

42 Comments

  1. Visible_Ad5745

    Nothing a little ductwork can’t fix. 🙂

  2. brentemon

    My wife would kill me faster than the carbon monoxide ever could.

  3. ObjectiveHighlight26

    You can do anything……. Once.

  4. ForeAmigo

    Yes, you should fire them up simultaneously too.

  5. NO… YOU NEED TO MOVE THOSE SHOES BEFORE YOU START GRILLING. THEY ARE A TRIPPING HAZARD.

  6. Green-Definition-455

    So you want to burn down your house to keep it from flooding or blowing away? That should do it.

  7. If it’s just there for display, then yeah, I think it’s safe.

  8. PeB4YouGo

    I’m pretty sure anyone would catch on to the witty sarcasm here but just in case….NO, absolutely do not start a bbq in the house ever!

  9. DaddieTang

    Can you sing us “More than a feeling”?

  10. zerocoldx911

    Your Neighbors will love you with the smoke detectors going off

    Clearly a troll post

  11. FunnyItWorkedLastTim

    Great idea! I get so sick of cleaning my grills, this will keep them nice and clean!

  12. thirstyfridays

    You’re blocking the sock drawer, otherwise you’re good to go!

  13. The kettle needs to move a few inches to the left so you can open the door to the garage for beer, but otherwise looks good to me!

  14. Make sure you turn off the carbon monoxide detector first or it’ll make these really annoying beeping sounds

  15. stuffedbipolarbear

    If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.

  16. Dumpster_Fire_BBQ

    Now we’re considering safe spaces for grilling? Please no. Let it remain on campus.

  17. Longing2bme

    As a place to store during the storm, yes. For use after, no, move them outside.

  18. mightymike24

    As long as you keep the windows closed

    /s

  19. Obviously don’t ever turn grills on inside, but what’s the difference between a gas stove vs. propane grill?

    I know that gas ranges can have a hood, but ones I’ve seen typically don’t and if they do, they usually don’t vent outside.

  20. Vivid-Leadership-990

    How does that room/ house smell? Old drippings permeating?

  21. gringoraymundo

    Hurricane can’t knock your house down if you burn it down first yourself

  22. PerfectlySoggy

    Some kinda crazy liquor and cheeseburger party

  23. BredYourWoman

    Yes, after Milton rips house away. Secure yourself and grills to ground with cargo straps

  24. If your roof gets ripped off by the hurricane, then yes. There will be plenty of ventilation. Stay safe.

  25. sonofawhatthe

    Only if there are oily rags in the dresser to help put out any flames that occur

  26. Gnarpyfan4u

    This does not give me faith in humanity 😭

  27. FartingApe_LLC

    Ah, I call this technique ‘quiet suicide’.

    It’s a lot like quiet quitting. Basically, you just steer yourself towards things that increase the likelihood that you’ll meet your demise in a natural-ish way. Or at least it will look natural enough that your family members and loved ones will be able to convince themselves that it’s an accident.

    I’ve just been driving around without a seatbelt, hoping to hit a patch of black ice or something, but this seems like a more surefire route. I’ll have to take this idea under consideration.

  28. rededelk

    For safe keeping until storm passes. Had a big blizzard long ago in wnc, loss of power. Had Neighbors that were something like Indian exchange students or something, I went to check on them and they had a charcoal grill going inside to keep warm, I had a stearn talk with them and cautioned them about sure slow death from CO poisoning, thankfully they heeded my advice

  29. Only problem I see is trying to get a pair of shoes out from behind the grill while in use.

  30. Lonely-Spirit2146

    If you have to ask… probably not

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