Brown bread, Kewpie mayo, iceberg lettuce and a tiny sprinkle of salt. Trust me, I know how dumb of a sandwich this is, but it just hits the spot.

by stephaniewarren1984

28 Comments

  1. ComeTOgether86

    Now we’re getting wild. I would eat it (probably only half though).

  2. ChefLabecaque

    I would like this. But I also like cucumber sandwiches.

    Sometimes less is just more.

  3. mider-span

    Could use bacon and tomato.

    But in all seriousness I’d fuck with that l.

  4. Fibonacci2315

    Romaine calm everyone, lettuce teach him a lesson about lunch meats

  5. pureformality

    The moment I saw it I thought “tbh with mayo it’s probably good” and then I saw you write you added mayo to it. Mayo really does make stuff work.

  6. Reasonablegiraffe34

    As someone who regularly eats veggie sammiches, this looks/sounds absolutely delish. Great for a light lunch!

  7. literallyacactus

    Crunchy water sandwich. Interesting

  8. J0NNY_BEE

    Crunchy water sandwich. We’ve all been through hard times. Whatever it is you’re going through, things can get better. We believe in you.

  9. If you dice it up and add mayo, you could be having a Salad salad sandwich.

  10. pastrami_on_ass

    Feel like I’m in the minority but I prefer lettuce heavy sandwiches and burgers

  11. FlyinRyan95

    Honestly, crispy cold lettuce is the best part of a sandwich

  12. tleeemmailyo

    I love a tomato sandwich and people think I’m nuts

  13. Codilious44

    If I saw someone eating this in public I would assume it was an alien attempting to blend in.

  14. I don’t wish to be mean, but my 1st thought was, “Get out of here! And take your water sandwich with you!”

    But after reading OP’s dear comment how it hit the spot with just a sprinkle of salt, etc. I changed my attitude. OP, your sandwich is light, not heavy and good for you on a warm day. Enjoy ☺️

  15. excitement2k

    Ok, I’m unsubscribing. Thanks sandwiches. You were great.

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