If you have a sloped driveway you can use it as a wheel chock if your parking brake goes out.
twd000
It’s the thought that counts?
blue-and-bluer
r/breadcriminals
Appropriate-Battle32
That’s a challenge. Show them how it’s done.
dhpncf
An attempt was made…
BattledroidE
Well, it almost looks like bread on the outside.
workhard_livesimply
You’ve never heard of the bread giving where it’s half baked + the receiver must finish baking it and embellish by adding 1 ingredient to the top of it. You then take it to your neighbor once its fully baked and enjoy together.
Elegant-Chance8953
It’s too dense in the middle. It appears it did rise but it’s great for bread crumbs. The thought was sweet.
Normal-Ad-9852
looks like their yeast was dead, not sure how they didn’t notice it didn’t rise *at all* before or after baking..?
erfshom
Looks gummy. I mean yummy 😬
TrucksAndBongs
No they didn’t lol
Poinsettia917
Well, they meant well…or not…
spag4spag
Bless.
snowy39
And here i was, thinking about giving my bread to my neighbors.
ByWillAlone
I think, technically, that’s a dumpling.
Shy-Prey
Dense
Maximum-Swan-1009
People always ask me to make them a loaf of bread, but this is why I don’t like doing it. I am always afraid that it didn’t turn out right and I can’t taste test before gifting.
Spiritual_Radish_143
Jesus, they kneaded tf out of that poor bread
pbgalactic
You wouldn’t happen to be on the HOA board, would ya?
oliviagardens
Challah for Shabbat I assume?
throwthewholeraccoon
Is this seitan
hopsinabag
Homemade dough*
Harefeet
It’s a test of tact.
BahamaArtist242
I don’t know if anywhere else uses the term but in the Bahamas when bread or cakes are undercooked and everything settles at the bottom we say the bread is “dumb”. But this one looks stupid
The_Ghost_Dragon
So, if you’re a baker yourself, maybe invite them over for a tea and baking session? It was a lovely gesture.
cheesefry
Challah takes a surprisingly long amount of time to proof properly, I’m always surprised!
kristaycreme
Lucky you! 🙃
alyssajohnson1
They shouldn’t have?
pdxqdy
Inedible- I mean- incredible!
In all seriousness, that was a really thoughtful gift. Obviously something out of their comfort zone that took hours to prepare. Too bad it didn’t turn out well, but at least you have a kind neighbor!
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What’d you do to piss them off?
If you have a sloped driveway you can use it as a wheel chock if your parking brake goes out.
It’s the thought that counts?
r/breadcriminals
That’s a challenge. Show them how it’s done.
An attempt was made…
Well, it almost looks like bread on the outside.
You’ve never heard of the bread giving where it’s half baked + the receiver must finish baking it and embellish by adding 1 ingredient to the top of it. You then take it to your neighbor once its fully baked and enjoy together.
It’s too dense in the middle. It appears it did rise but it’s great for bread crumbs. The thought was sweet.
looks like their yeast was dead, not sure how they didn’t notice it didn’t rise *at all* before or after baking..?
Looks gummy. I mean yummy 😬
No they didn’t lol
Well, they meant well…or not…
Bless.
And here i was, thinking about giving my bread to my neighbors.
I think, technically, that’s a dumpling.
Dense
People always ask me to make them a loaf of bread, but this is why I don’t like doing it. I am always afraid that it didn’t turn out right and I can’t taste test before gifting.
Jesus, they kneaded tf out of that poor bread
You wouldn’t happen to be on the HOA board, would ya?
Challah for Shabbat I assume?
Is this seitan
Homemade dough*
It’s a test of tact.
I don’t know if anywhere else uses the term but in the Bahamas when bread or cakes are undercooked and everything settles at the bottom we say the bread is “dumb”. But this one looks stupid
So, if you’re a baker yourself, maybe invite them over for a tea and baking session? It was a lovely gesture.
Challah takes a surprisingly long amount of time to proof properly, I’m always surprised!
Lucky you! 🙃
They shouldn’t have?
Inedible- I mean- incredible!
In all seriousness, that was a really thoughtful gift. Obviously something out of their comfort zone that took hours to prepare. Too bad it didn’t turn out well, but at least you have a kind neighbor!