That’s what you get for biting into my ripest scorpion pepper. Didn’t even take the whole bite.

by guthriethecasita

11 Comments

  1. Parnwig

    Is it on its back, twitching, with its tongue out just out of shot?

  2. OkSky850

    He’s the one running across the yard with flames shooting out his ass.

  3. Kawabongobongo

    He kind of realised half way during the bite that it was a big mistake!

  4. hagalaz_drums

    I want all the rats in my yard to suffer the same fate and leave my peppers alone. Last year they ate not only the fruits, but the whole plant

  5. Warm-Gift-7741

    Some animal or animal family, don’t know which kind, opted to eat every single pepper I had this year. My guess was at least 300 or so peppers, of all varieties ranging from mild to super hot. There was nothing to be done, but shake my fist and wish them all terrible diarrhea

    Sorry about your pepper that really sucks, hopefully they don’t come back for more.

  6. Darktonsta

    When I was young we had a family dog that was a lab and would chew up the water hose. Every time we got a new water hose he would chew it all up. My father got the bright idea to teach this dog a lesson and got a new water hose and a bunch of jalapeno’s. He cut the jalapeno’s in half and rubbed the water hose with it to keep him from eating the hose. Put it outside and watched as the lab went over and smelled the hose and then proceeded to spend hours licking the hose b/c he enjoyed the taste of jalapeno’s. He did stop tearing up the hose but would lick the hose. I don’t recall him ever tearing up another hose. But I vividly remember my dad was dumbstruck that the jalapeno’s didn’t have the desired effect in the way he was expecting.

  7. GypsyFantasy

    My hens got to all my peppers this year. Thankfully chickens can’t taste spice.

  8. BackgroundPrompt3111

    My cat keeps nibbling my habeneros. I think she’s one of us.

  9. pallamas

    The real story behind P’nut the squirrel.

  10. AdWonderful1358

    Prolly a bird…ghost peppers btw

  11. Ok-Seaworthiness4488

    And this was his villain origin story

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