by throwawayatxaway

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  1. Fenix512

    > Because one Musk in Texas wasn’t enough, Austin will soon have a restaurant owned by tech scion Elon Musk’s more culinary-minded younger brother, Kimbal. The Kitchen, part of a chain of restaurants with the same inventive name, will host a grand opening…

    The writer’s mood describes perfectly how I feel too

  2. a-cloud-castle

    Food for douchebags by Elon Musk’s brother.

  3. Right_Imagination_73

    It would be a real shame if the reviews were abysmal…

  4. yellowdaisybutter

    I mean, we just elected a good friend of Epstein as president.

    Can’t even be surprised.

  5. IamaDoubleARon

    They hate democrats, but all move to cities run by democrats.

  6. nnoltech

    Donald Trump? Epstein said Trump was his closest person friend for over a decade. Then Trump had him killed so the truth wouldn’t come out.

  7. bibe_hiker

    Look, what’s with the obsession with guilt-by-association? Jeffrey Epstein? Really? The guy’s been gone for years. Let’s not act like mentioning his name adds any weight to some personal vendetta against K Musk. If you don’t like the guy, don’t eat at his new place—but the whole “I hate the rich” routine? That’s getting stale. Especially coming from a city filled with tech bros who rake it in, comfortably sitting in the global 1% while railing against… the global 1%. At any rate this sub is about food. Move your hate to some other sub.

  8. queenb1127

    Well this is a new restaurant I can go ahead and say I will never dine in.

    There should have been a jump scare warning when you open the article and Elon 2.0 stares you in the face…yikes!

  9. positivegrump

    The cowboy cosplay that these bros adopt when opening businesses in Austin is always funny to me. “How do you do, fellow kids?”

  10. Wedundidit00

    Austin really is the new major right wing city. I’d imagine this is just a continuation and won’t even come close to stopping anytime soon.

  11. critcalneatfrown

    Love that cowboy hat and how it says “howdy local Texan! I’m just like you!!”

  12. Odd_Bodkin

    The good news is teenage girls eat for free.

  13. nopenonotatall

    i hope to see picketers on opening night 🤞

  14. dopestar667

    Yeah I’ve been to the one in Boulder a few times. The food was excellent, for an American style restaurant. It’s been 5-6 years since I last visited Boulder, but if the standards remain the same this should be a good addition to the Austin culinary scene.

    Post title is highly regarded, good job OP, lol.

  15. mrkrabz1991

    Can’t wait for Koko to show up and rave about how amazing it is after she demands free food because she’s an iNfLuEnCeR

  16. wildmonster91

    Was gonna say trump opened a new restarant but this must be a different one.

  17. AnnieB512

    Those Musk boys have such unfortunate genes.

  18. PrettyPeacock86

    Thanks for posting this. The Austin food subreddit has become my main trusted source for getting great food here in Austin since I discovered it like a year ago. As I am still processing this election and what I want to do as a result, I have quickly already settled on that I will absolutely not be giving any money or business to places that I am morally against to. I don’t take much stock in getting angry about small offenses, I don’t mean “someone said something online I don’t like and now I will never go there…” But Elon and his family… everything that they are and represent is an absolute fuck no I’m having nothing to do with them. And that will be my small protest that I will hold to now and forever moving forward. And if you are feeling hopeless right now, maybe that is something you can think about and enact as well. Thanks for all the good recommendations and info /austinfood

  19. chisauce

    Anything musk related is a dog whistle for the most negative comments and people you’ve ever heard in your life

  20. DeadMitz1

    Was at a bar last night (Fraziers) and some guy who I had seen drink 3 shots in 30 mins worked back of house at Musk’s the Kitchen last night.

    Unprompted, he tried to talk to me & show me these blurry AF stealthy fanboy videos of Kimbal Musk he took like it was the second coming of Jesus. He aggressively tried to make me take a shot (I refused) then got rejected from ordering anymore and I took that as a sign to close my tab and call it a night lol

    Not sure what’s left of the city’s culture or what it will be in a few years time but it’s looking pretty bleak.

  21. jagpuppymommy

    Oooo! I bet the views are spectacular!

  22. Suspicious_Yam_69420

    My wish is for no woman to step foot in that place.

  23. tameimpalalala

    The headline we deserved. Thank you OP

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