My girlfriend says this is a delicious snack. (mayonnaise with ranch seasoning and peeps.)
My girlfriend says this is a delicious snack. (mayonnaise with ranch seasoning and peeps.)
by LostDreamer98
47 Comments
CommanderMcmuffin
Diabolical.
ShopwornShortcut
Is your girlfriend there with you now?
01101110-01100001
I’m sorry, you need to dump her. 😞
forgottenastronauts
This can’t be real.
y4mat3
When I say “to each their own,” I exclude this. Not this. Fuck whatever this is.
Dysfunxn
She preggers
BitGamerX
I would choose to eat the thing on the left before I ate the thing on the right.
rakondo
Congratulations! Have you picked out a name for the baby yet?
Slash00611
Bombaclat girlfriend
fawkinbefr
why just why
perpetualgoatnoises
That sounds like she’s pregnant.
Goalie_Hospitality
This ain’t far off from what ranch dressing actually is. Hidden Valley in restaurants is just a mix of buttermilk, the packet, and mayo
Edit: And then I read the title again and realized those were Peeps and not crackers. I thought you were overreacting, but clearly you are dating a spongebob character
blankno9
I have weird food combinations I love, so I want to be understanding, but ultimately I think I have to be a hater on this one
I was wondering how this was a shitty food (I thought it was oreo ice cream with peeps) until I read the title
Shellshock9393
No patrick, mayonaise is not a snack
Trbochckn
Hahaha at all the ” she’s pregerant” comments
Sunshineyvomit
Is your girlfriend a raccoon by chance? 🦝🗑️🔥🎈
Malfunction1972
NYEMESIS
lightscamerapraxis
She’d get along great with mine. Who thinks it’s fine to put mayonnaise on leftover pasta. And cereal.
Iatemydoggo
Have you been cracking dad jokes at an unusual rate lately?
Almost80sBabee
nuts4sale
Is she high or expecting?
Sprizys
She might want to take a pregnancy test
makemeking706
Where does one even get peeps at this time of year?
John_Philips
I don’t believe you
Jakel020
Calm_Distribution771
Did she have a stroke? Does she smell burned toast?
nvdrz
Time for a pregnancy test lol
SpeedBlitzX
Pumpkin spice peeps with ranch flavoured mayo??? Not a combination i was expecting.
fourbyfouralek
Mayo with ranch seasoning is just ranch without milk
CampaignDependent730
This made me sad ☹️
schr0dingersdick
sweets and a salty/tangy taste? babes I think she’s preganté
Jeramy_Jones
CornsOnMyFeets
GuyFromLI747
Listen as a guy, I’ve been down the rabbit hole of Mayo and ranch experimenting.. I’ve eaten Mayo on lettuce and smothered hotdogs in it, and doing the sweet savory cuz cheddar And Oreos are delish, but Oreos first followed by cheddar dunked in ranch is crack levels addictive as disgusting as it sounds but bro I’ll be honest dipping sweet in savory is abridge too far , so she might have one in the oven or she could just be weird which is perfectly cool
KORZILLA-is-me
Separately, right? RIGHT?!
sauvandrew
Dude. Every Woman I’ve known craved salty and sweet during pregnancy, or menstruation. It’s one of those 2.
Acewasalwaysanoption
Pregantè?
FarAmphibian4236
I thought I was weird for mayo ranch and cauliflower bro….
Mudrag
There is a dip packet you can get called Uncle Dan’s & it’s ranch powder you mix into mayo & sour cream, it’s sooooo good
He770zz
Can we get an update on the pregnancy test?
Lexiiboo97
UndeadBuggalo
This guy came to roast his girl only to find out he’s going to be a dad 😂
47 Comments
Diabolical.
Is your girlfriend there with you now?
I’m sorry, you need to dump her. 😞
This can’t be real.
When I say “to each their own,” I exclude this. Not this. Fuck whatever this is.
She preggers
I would choose to eat the thing on the left before I ate the thing on the right.
Congratulations! Have you picked out a name for the baby yet?
Bombaclat girlfriend
why just why
That sounds like she’s pregnant.
This ain’t far off from what ranch dressing actually is. Hidden Valley in restaurants is just a mix of buttermilk, the packet, and mayo
Edit: And then I read the title again and realized those were Peeps and not crackers. I thought you were overreacting, but clearly you are dating a spongebob character
I have weird food combinations I love, so I want to be understanding, but ultimately I think I have to be a hater on this one
My lord. How pregnant is she?
Just gonna leave this here:
https://intermountainhealthcare.org/blogs/why-pregnancy-can-make-you-have-weird-cravings
I was wondering how this was a shitty food (I thought it was oreo ice cream with peeps) until I read the title
No patrick, mayonaise is not a snack
Hahaha at all the ” she’s pregerant” comments
Is your girlfriend a raccoon by chance? 🦝🗑️🔥🎈
She’d get along great with mine. Who thinks it’s fine to put mayonnaise on leftover pasta. And cereal.
Have you been cracking dad jokes at an unusual rate lately?
Is she high or expecting?
She might want to take a pregnancy test
Where does one even get peeps at this time of year?
I don’t believe you
Did she have a stroke? Does she smell burned toast?
Time for a pregnancy test lol
Pumpkin spice peeps with ranch flavoured mayo??? Not a combination i was expecting.
Mayo with ranch seasoning is just ranch without milk
This made me sad ☹️
sweets and a salty/tangy taste? babes I think she’s preganté
Listen as a guy, I’ve been down the rabbit hole of Mayo and ranch experimenting.. I’ve eaten Mayo on lettuce and smothered hotdogs in it, and doing the sweet savory cuz cheddar And Oreos are delish, but Oreos first followed by cheddar dunked in ranch is crack levels addictive as disgusting as it sounds but bro I’ll be honest dipping sweet in savory is abridge too far , so she might have one in the oven or she could just be weird which is perfectly cool
Separately, right? RIGHT?!
Dude. Every Woman I’ve known craved salty and sweet during pregnancy, or menstruation. It’s one of those 2.
Pregantè?
I thought I was weird for mayo ranch and cauliflower bro….
There is a dip packet you can get called Uncle Dan’s & it’s ranch powder you mix into mayo & sour cream, it’s sooooo good
Can we get an update on the pregnancy test?
This guy came to roast his girl only to find out he’s going to be a dad 😂