I can’t begin to describe the feelings I feel looking at this ……
Pwaise_Jebus
Early-Activity94
I should call her
AgreeableSystem5852
I should call her……
JCas127
Just microwave a little longer, it’ll be totally fine
jessejamesvan111
Stir and put it back in
MonkeyBred
[Nordic Ware omlet pans](https://a.co/d/0FX1IKR) are made to microwave eggs. You need steam. Also, melt some butter before you pour the egg in your cooking vessel. Crazy sounding, but mix about 1tbsp sour cream into the eggs well to give it volume. This can be soooooo much better.
Netguyby11
My dad tried to convince me to microwave an egg for breakfast, and I just never could. It seems so gross.
OilRigExplosions
If the runny egg is above 160°F, it should be safe for toast dipping and eating.
Or keep zapping with the heat beams until morale improves.
aiwithwarpdrive
Sausage in the middle. Bake it ’til it plumps.
Dangerous_Impress200
You followed the eggussy recipe perfectly
Puzzleheaded_Sir4294
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
melonmagellan
🥺🤢
rakondo
Virgin dudes lining up to comment “I should call her…” on this post
HelloImHorse
Honestly, the result doesn’t look that bad. Stir and a touch more time and its golden.
enchiladasundae
I used to poach eggs in the microwave. Small bowl, bit of water, crack and egg inside and microwave around 45secs with a plate on top. Might take a few times to get it right but a decent way to get a quick egg
TheWarlockGamma
Hear me out
hiresometoast
DuerkTuerkWrite
Put it back IN
ActorMonkey
The opposite of the word phallic is the word yonic. These eggs are yonic. Tacos, tunnels, and tubes are yonic.
Squishymallowpuff
I thought this was polenta
MumpsTheMusical
I usually do this in a cup.
The trick is to wait for the egg to rise and then, cut it up a bit and put it back in for 1 more minute to make sure any uncooked egg left over cooks.
Then throw your cup shaped egg on the plate, cut it up and sprinkle some salt and pepper. Easy cup eggs, minimal mess since you didn’t have to dirty a pan. Nice and quick.
Plastic_Will_7212
Eggussy
YokaiShadow03
intoner1
I just frowned.
SuperSaiyanSkeletor
Microwaved eggs actually make me sad
AloneFirefighter7130
DO NOT microwave your egg.
mgrayart
Gotta run a little water on the top and cook for like 2 min.
whatsbobgonnado
user error. microwave eggs are fine. used to make egg and cheese sammiches all the time. add some milk and butter and stir that shit up!
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Ecoli for the win
I can’t begin to describe the feelings I feel looking at this ……
I should call her
I should call her……
Just microwave a little longer, it’ll be totally fine
Stir and put it back in
[Nordic Ware omlet pans](https://a.co/d/0FX1IKR) are made to microwave eggs. You need steam. Also, melt some butter before you pour the egg in your cooking vessel. Crazy sounding, but mix about 1tbsp sour cream into the eggs well to give it volume. This can be soooooo much better.
My dad tried to convince me to microwave an egg for breakfast, and I just never could. It seems so gross.
If the runny egg is above 160°F, it should be safe for toast dipping and eating.
Or keep zapping with the heat beams until morale improves.
Sausage in the middle. Bake it ’til it plumps.
You followed the eggussy recipe perfectly
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
🥺🤢
Virgin dudes lining up to comment “I should call her…” on this post
Honestly, the result doesn’t look that bad. Stir and a touch more time and its golden.
I used to poach eggs in the microwave. Small bowl, bit of water, crack and egg inside and microwave around 45secs with a plate on top. Might take a few times to get it right but a decent way to get a quick egg
Hear me out
Put it back IN
The opposite of the word phallic is the word yonic. These eggs are yonic. Tacos, tunnels, and tubes are yonic.
I thought this was polenta
I usually do this in a cup.
The trick is to wait for the egg to rise and then, cut it up a bit and put it back in for 1 more minute to make sure any uncooked egg left over cooks.
Then throw your cup shaped egg on the plate, cut it up and sprinkle some salt and pepper. Easy cup eggs, minimal mess since you didn’t have to dirty a pan. Nice and quick.
Eggussy
I just frowned.
Microwaved eggs actually make me sad
DO NOT microwave your egg.
Gotta run a little water on the top and cook for like 2 min.
user error. microwave eggs are fine. used to make egg and cheese sammiches all the time. add some milk and butter and stir that shit up!