Good way to start the morning.. this damn customer ordered poached eggs but just the yolks.
Here's your shrivelled nut sail sir!
by Hopes-and-Lies
16 Comments
Nice-Marionberry3671
Just say no! Someone asked me to strain their OJ a long time ago…I was new… and someone said, “Stop. You don’t have to do this.”
CulinaryMonster
You work near an asylum? Why would anyone want this?
s_decoy
good god.
Hopes-and-Lies
Sack autocorrected to Sail, can’t edit the post 😂
farilladupree
A couple of strategically placed black olive slices would go a long way here.
No_Pack_6859
This seems like a life prisoner ordering something tedious as their last meal
Formal-Influence-192
god hates ticket mods
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
Less like Adam & Eve on a raft, and more like Jack & Rose on a door. 😑
Lemon_and_Rat
Fascinating, I’ve never poached just a yolk before, looks like they held up well.
Still an idiotic request though.
Advanced-Shame-
Oh jesus, I’d say no. If they like it, you’ll be making it for them all the time. “But last time…..”
whatswithnames
Odd request, but excellent execution.
CatsMakeMeHappier
No fucking way
SoftestBoygirlAlive
They look like fish eyes I feel like they’re staring at my soul
moanakai
Easy
llcoolbeansII
Ok. But. I really want that now. I would never ever ever try to order this in a restaurant as I don’t want to be the one inducing the steam of NC17 words that must of flooded from your lips reading the ticket. But. Imma try this at home.
mynameisnotsparta
How hard is it to do that?
I love poached eggs. I just hate when they’re super wet and they wet the bread. How do you avoid that? I know it doesn’t make sense, but how do you dry a poached egg?
16 Comments
Just say no! Someone asked me to strain their OJ a long time ago…I was new… and someone said, “Stop. You don’t have to do this.”
You work near an asylum? Why would anyone want this?
good god.
Sack autocorrected to Sail, can’t edit the post 😂
A couple of strategically placed black olive slices would go a long way here.
This seems like a life prisoner ordering something tedious as their last meal
god hates ticket mods
Less like Adam & Eve on a raft, and more like Jack & Rose on a door. 😑
Fascinating, I’ve never poached just a yolk before, looks like they held up well.
Still an idiotic request though.
Oh jesus, I’d say no. If they like it, you’ll be making it for them all the time. “But last time…..”
Odd request, but excellent execution.
No fucking way
They look like fish eyes I feel like they’re staring at my soul
Easy
Ok. But. I really want that now. I would never ever ever try to order this in a restaurant as I don’t want to be the one inducing the steam of NC17 words that must of flooded from your lips reading the ticket. But. Imma try this at home.
How hard is it to do that?
I love poached eggs. I just hate when they’re super wet and they wet the bread. How do you avoid that? I know it doesn’t make sense, but how do you dry a poached egg?