I think it was scooping the bagel for me….or the price tag.
by ubuwalker31
39 Comments
d4ve3000
Omg i need this.
yesrushgenesis2112
Not a crime would smash
FoggyLine
What’s this deliciousness doing here?!
ekun
If this is a crime I would demand a trial by jury and go for jury nullification.
Amish_Warl0rd
Here are the crimes:
Sesame seeds (some of us are allergic)
They removed parts of the inside of the bagel and put it back in the oven
Bagel too big
Sentence: idk, man
wanted_to_upvote
Not even a misdemeanor.
img_of_a_hero
Your title proves your post doesn’t belong here.
The_scobberlotcher
no crime.
specialneedsWRX
This is my new religion, and I need to make the pilgrimage.
Just checked the website. I’m ok with $95 for this. And I’ll only be about 2 hours away once I move in February.
TruthSeekerHuey
Give them the key to the city
EfficientSeaweed
Nah pizza bagels are allowed, even family sized. If we can accept bagel bites, we can accept this.
PawelW007
Not a crime. It’s not traditional but it’s beautiful and the ingredients are there.
Feisty-Bunch4905
If this is a crime then Bagel Bites are a crime, and I don’t want to live in that world.
Who_am_ey3
>baggels
he says
bindersfullofburgers
When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad
The pizza, and the garlic knots, not a crime. The price? $85? That’s a goddamn felony.
SmokeMoreWorryLess
It’s utter garbage, the worst offense I’ve seen. Please send to me for proper disposal.
Sufficient_Score_824
The only crime is that it’s so expensive!
semaj_2026
Mistrial
anonkebab
Excessive olive oil but I’m taking that shit down like it’s a honeymoon
git0ffmylawnm8
It’s Utopia Bagels. Let em cook.
bookluvr83
How much was it?
WrecknballIndustries
What in the f*ck is a beggool
boxxle
Bagel Bites™
Low_Wall_7828
It is pricey but everything looks made on site so No Crimes committed,
lift_heavy64
Sorry but I’d eat the fuck out of that
MuteIllAteter
Baggel
Porkwarrior2
Not a wood fired oven, not a real bagel, it’s a big bun.
Still…not a crime. Or atleast vigilante justice needs to be served carrying out the sentence of destroying such a crime. Destruction by scarf.
3ntr0py_M0nst3r
I would destroy that shamelessly
aveganrepairs
This is pizza justice
Zibz-98
If this is a crime then lock me up
jedisalamander
I would FUCK this up
SirDwayneCollins
Basically a giant bagel bite. Not a crime
DeadEnglishOfficial
The price is the only crime I see.
AfroFotografoOjo
My hometown has a local bagel shop where all the bagels and pretzels are handmade and they have bagel pizzas (possibly pretzel pizzas on request) but they don’t make them on this scale.
I see no crimes committed here
razldazl333
He said 85 bucks? Pass… I’ll just slop marinara on an English muffin with mozzarella, throw it in a toaster, and call it good.
Regular_Chemical_626
85 bucks, damn! You didn’t even mention getting the knots with it
epicindifference
$85? Wtf? Sure, I’d eat it but i wouldn’t pay that
39 Comments
Omg i need this.
Not a crime would smash
What’s this deliciousness doing here?!
If this is a crime I would demand a trial by jury and go for jury nullification.
Here are the crimes:
Sesame seeds (some of us are allergic)
They removed parts of the inside of the bagel and put it back in the oven
Bagel too big
Sentence: idk, man
Not even a misdemeanor.
Your title proves your post doesn’t belong here.
no crime.
This is my new religion, and I need to make the pilgrimage.
Just checked the website. I’m ok with $95 for this. And I’ll only be about 2 hours away once I move in February.
Give them the key to the city
Nah pizza bagels are allowed, even family sized. If we can accept bagel bites, we can accept this.
Not a crime. It’s not traditional but it’s beautiful and the ingredients are there.
If this is a crime then Bagel Bites are a crime, and I don’t want to live in that world.
>baggels
he says
When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
The pizza, and the garlic knots, not a crime. The price? $85? That’s a goddamn felony.
It’s utter garbage, the worst offense I’ve seen. Please send to me for proper disposal.
The only crime is that it’s so expensive!
Mistrial
Excessive olive oil but I’m taking that shit down like it’s a honeymoon
It’s Utopia Bagels. Let em cook.
How much was it?
What in the f*ck is a beggool
Bagel Bites™
It is pricey but everything looks made on site so No Crimes committed,
Sorry but I’d eat the fuck out of that
Baggel
Not a wood fired oven, not a real bagel, it’s a big bun.
Still…not a crime. Or atleast vigilante justice needs to be served carrying out the sentence of destroying such a crime. Destruction by scarf.
I would destroy that shamelessly
This is pizza justice
If this is a crime then lock me up
I would FUCK this up
Basically a giant bagel bite. Not a crime
The price is the only crime I see.
My hometown has a local bagel shop where all the bagels and pretzels are handmade and they have bagel pizzas (possibly pretzel pizzas on request) but they don’t make them on this scale.
I see no crimes committed here
He said 85 bucks? Pass… I’ll just slop marinara on an English muffin with mozzarella, throw it in a toaster, and call it good.
85 bucks, damn! You didn’t even mention getting the knots with it
$85? Wtf? Sure, I’d eat it but i wouldn’t pay that
