Aldi stuffed crust chicken, bacon, ranch pizza. I add ham, pineapple, and Aldi frozen fajita chicken strips. Also more mozzarella. After it’s cooked I slather my slice in green Tabasco, then sweet tomato basil pizza sauce, and put it in the toaster oven to get the sauce a little cooked.

I know I’m a monster, but I won’t apologize.

by Dakizo

17 Comments

  1. QuickNature

    Id try it, but I would definitely give it some interesting looks before trying it

  2. chocoNorth

    There is soooo much going on there. Is there like an explosion of different flavors?

  3. savemymemes

    At first I thought, “Aldi pizza, that one’s not bad”.

    Then I saw what you did… I feel like I’ve witnessed an assault.

  4. fuckyouyaslut

    Pretty sure my high ass would DEMOLISH this. I give it a firm pass. No jail time OP.

  5. PhPhun8

    Jesus dude, pic 5 looks like the canned dog food I feed my dogs.

  6. WorldlyOrchid9663

    This is a crime and you are going to pay for it with your life

  7. NecessaryFine8989

    I never knew what to encounter l expect picture by picture. Enjoy! I’m in

  8. monexicano

    The sodium levels have to be off the charts

    Edit: ten to the

  9. Wildqoqe

    „Why are americans morbidly obese? No idea

  10. flyingasian2

    I can’t believe someone looked at a stuffed crust chicken bacon ranch pizza and thought to themselves “yeah this needs more unhealthy shit on it”

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