My husband said my lunch from Ranch 99 looked like facehugger meat
My husband said my lunch from Ranch 99 looked like facehugger meat
by esrmpinus
43 Comments
Miserable-Ad5401
He’s right.
calvinfoss
I’ve seen a lot of weird, gross looking stuff on shittyfoodporn but I gotta say this takes the cake as the worst. Congrats! ..?
Sweet-Tea-Drinker
I’m scared
foodtruckexpert
Dependent_Store952
That’s repulsive
2bags12kuai
This isn’t lunch , this is soup stock
RetroSwamp
This IS face hugger meat
01101110-01100001
please…. NSFW
Teflon_John_
MasterCrumble1
Are we really out here eating slimy deathclaw hands?
Efficient-Vanilla473
What did you order?
Suitable_Goal_9066
How could eat SO MUCH of *that*?
runnybumm
Gag worthy
chocolatemilkluvr420
that is an uncomfortably large amount of duck feet.
xltripletrip
He is quite correct in his assertion.
wantonwontontauntaun
Yeah, a lot of SFP is just poorly photographed beige slop, but this is genuinely vile.
glovato1
🤢🤮
NagsUkulele
This will stay with me for a while
falumptrump
That is a WILD lunch, boss
tunachilimac
Is this a real pain in the ass to eat? I’m down to try it but looks like mostly picking scraps off tiny bones.
Far-Ice-7854
Lepke2011
IDK. Facehugger meat might look appetizing.
therealsix
Godlesskittens
Post a video of you actually eating this, I don’t believe you
OkCommunity538
He ain’t wrong 🤢
DifficultHeat1803
In Gordon Ramsey voice: what the bloody fuck is that?
danvillain
Hell yes!! Duck feet and wings!!! Straight grubbin
Frank_Jaegerbomb
mmm headcrab legs
Warm_Banana_3495
Shit looks like an Elder Scrolls ingredient
salamat_engot
It kinda looks like one of those AI generated images where it kinda looks like something you recognize but the more you look the more you realize it’s just random shapes.
monsterbooty31
Are you a dog?
Fil3toFishy69
Wow. I was in bed, pulled up this reddit and regurgitated my desert. Thanks OP. Just had to change my dam sheets! #WHYYYYYY
Rob_Lockster
NothingOld7527
A double order of gristle, lightly boiled
lobo_locos
GuccMaster
How does one eat this? Where do you start?
Bildo_Gaggins
are you like doing joints rehab? or skincare procedure? that a lot of collagen
ReallyBrainDead
Steelpapercranes
This just looks so…. unseasoned. Is that just- what, boiled chicken feet??? Plain????
LucidMarshmellow
Were you a vulture in a past life?
Or maybe you’re a vulture who has somehow learned to post on Reddit?
Either way, hats off to you for making me feel this uncomfortable.
sylveonstarr
I feel like this would actually slap if it were in a stew or something. But just eating duck legs straight up with no seasoning or anything is borderline psychotic. Why do people CHOOSE to be miserable when so many amazing recipes include this shit as a staple?
Yellowperil123
This is braised duck wings and feet. It’s actually really tasty. People have been eating it for hundreds of years.
Just because the food is not from your culture doesn’t make it shit.
Now if you covered it in marshmallows then yeah, it would be shit.
Fluffy_Ad_6581
Op, I’m trying to be open minded but honestly, that’s just vile
43 Comments
He’s right.
I’ve seen a lot of weird, gross looking stuff on shittyfoodporn but I gotta say this takes the cake as the worst. Congrats! ..?
I’m scared
That’s repulsive
This isn’t lunch , this is soup stock
This IS face hugger meat
please…. NSFW
Are we really out here eating slimy deathclaw hands?
What did you order?
How could eat SO MUCH of *that*?
Gag worthy
that is an uncomfortably large amount of duck feet.
He is quite correct in his assertion.
Yeah, a lot of SFP is just poorly photographed beige slop, but this is genuinely vile.
🤢🤮
This will stay with me for a while
That is a WILD lunch, boss
Is this a real pain in the ass to eat? I’m down to try it but looks like mostly picking scraps off tiny bones.
IDK. Facehugger meat might look appetizing.
Post a video of you actually eating this, I don’t believe you
He ain’t wrong 🤢
In Gordon Ramsey voice: what the bloody fuck is that?
Hell yes!! Duck feet and wings!!! Straight grubbin
mmm headcrab legs
Shit looks like an Elder Scrolls ingredient
It kinda looks like one of those AI generated images where it kinda looks like something you recognize but the more you look the more you realize it’s just random shapes.
Are you a dog?
Wow. I was in bed, pulled up this reddit and regurgitated my desert. Thanks OP. Just had to change my dam sheets! #WHYYYYYY
A double order of gristle, lightly boiled
How does one eat this? Where do you start?
are you like doing joints rehab? or skincare procedure? that a lot of collagen
This just looks so…. unseasoned. Is that just- what, boiled chicken feet??? Plain????
Were you a vulture in a past life?
Or maybe you’re a vulture who has somehow learned to post on Reddit?
Either way, hats off to you for making me feel this uncomfortable.
I feel like this would actually slap if it were in a stew or something. But just eating duck legs straight up with no seasoning or anything is borderline psychotic. Why do people CHOOSE to be miserable when so many amazing recipes include this shit as a staple?
This is braised duck wings and feet. It’s actually really tasty. People have been eating it for hundreds of years.
Just because the food is not from your culture doesn’t make it shit.
Now if you covered it in marshmallows then yeah, it would be shit.
Op, I’m trying to be open minded but honestly, that’s just vile