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Pizza Crimes

Not the pizza


Not the pizza

by ThatDeuce

22 Comments

  1. waynesbrother

    I’m never going on a cruise ship

  2. tintedrosestinted

    How do you even fornicate with a pizza?

  3. Inedible-denim

    Hey it may not be a pizza crime. That meat lover’s pizza may have given consent!

    Side note what the fuck lmao. People humping on pizzas now smh

  4. wharleeprof

    Those medical specialists are like, um, actually, no, we’re not trained for that.

  6. Current_Ad_8567

    Today I learned what sitophilia is.

  7. Excellent_Regret4141

    Vikings be getting freaky with their pizza lol

  10. jizzmcskeet

    How does revoking eating privileges work on a cruise? Day 2 on a 7 day cruise and now you can’t eat for 5 days.

  11. HoneyBadger0706

    I have so many questions that I don’t want the answers to!! 🙈

  12. Loremaster_Of_Crabs

    *Who’s fucking the* ***PIZZA?!?!***

  13. led3777

    Tell me this was a lifestyle cruise without

  15. BlackwolfNy718

    What in the actual hell happened on this ship!!?

  16. LadyDayinDC

    This is a free country and all, but there is a line.

  17. ultraplusstretch

    Pizza roll, the forbidden scalding delicious fleshlight. 🫠🫠🫠

  18. mikethmtrmth

    “Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizzas can bring unintended health consequences…”
    I’m sorry you wanna run that by me again?

  19. zhaDeth

    Oh so now they get to dictate which hole I eat my pizza with ? literal nazis I swear

  21. defCONCEPT

    I’ve been on a ship from Norwegian Cruise Line.

    I got food poisoning and shit until I almost died.

    0 out of 10 would not recommend.

  22. mh1357_0

    # THEY DID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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