Any tips on how to improve it?

by alvarexone

28 Comments

  1. TimpanogosSlim

    altoona style is supposed to have slices of bell pepper under the kraft singles

  2. CaptServo

    If you used a different crust, with a different sauce and some different cheese. Also if you added some other toppings.

  3. retsamzaps

    May need to put it in the oven for a little bit more.

  4. tomato_bisc

    You can stop now and go out on a low note

  5. maquiaveldeprimido

    calabrian sausage, oregano and olives

  6. Optimus-Slime-69

    Fucking use mozarella that’s how

  7. paradisephantom

    Pineapple. Cuz at this point, fuck it. You clearly just want to watch the world burn.

  8. wharleeprof

    In case you’re three years old: Ooh, fun, yes, I’ll take three slices of your pretend pizza.

  9. ZyxDarkshine

    ![gif](giphy|BwcK77P4N5DaorjcO7|downsized)

  10. GuyFromLI747

    If you insist on the American cheese route, get some ground beef, pickles onion and bacon and make a bacon cheeseburger pie, otherwise use mozzarella capisce?

  11. SheZowRaisedByWolves

    Serve it with a suicide note

  12. Unwellhouseplant

    Leave the plastic on the cheese next time, it adds a bit more *flavour*.

  13. Embarrassed_Angle_59

    Gotta get those lines straight when you tear your cheese. What we’re you thinking?

  14. AnnualWerewolf9804

    Can’t tell you how to improve it because I don’t even know what the fuck that’s supposed to be

  15. bridgeb0mb

    this looks like shit but american cheese slices on a pizza does sound good

  16. TheEscapedGoat

    Yes! Open up the Uber Eats app and order a pizza

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