My coworker is having a gender reveal party at the pizza shop we work for, I’m speechless.
My coworker is having a gender reveal party at the pizza shop we work for, I’m speechless.
by Gingy-Breadman
39 Comments
Deep-Thought4242
At a glance, it looked like you forgot the NSFW tag
dasfonzie
What if I get one of the Strombolis pregnant?
rybnickifull
Is it intended to put one in mind of the aftermath of a conception attempt?
ColourfulSmarties
🤢
gruntothesmitey
Gender reveal parties are dumb, but I would go to one that features a diseased vagina stromboli just for the giggles at the look of horror on people’s faces.
Otherwise-Mango2732
I don’t think this is terrible in comparison to the crazier ones that end up killing people or burning down houses
If you’re a chef or make pizza, this is a cool idea.
Just don’t poison people with the coloring and we won’t read about this any further.
_013517
Genuinely weirded out by people who take a normal baby shower and turn it into an odd celebration of pastel colored pastry genitalia…
Fr why does this look like a rotten cream pie vid ….
vitonga
/r/shittyfoodporn
Gob_Bluth420
Is this like Arby’s Meat Mountain?
Lycanthropys
r/dontputyourdickinthat
mynameisnotsparta
That’s really a disgusting picture and I’m never eating Stromboli again.
Freakse7en
This week on “my 600lb life”
wrenbell
This is kinda clever. Gross-looking, but clever.
SeaManaenamah
One on the right reminds me of the waffle
pueraria-montana
normally you’d leave the suggestion implicit in gender reveal parties that everybody is imagining your infant’s genitalia/conception unsaid but this is really taking it in a bold new direction. i’m uncomfy.
ProfessorbPushinP
I miss her
pbrart2
At least it won’t cause a catastrophic wild fire
Ferkinator442
so who’s the bisexual bro that went all American Pie on that stromboli…
muffinpizza
The strombussy.
suburbanmermaid
please update us with the strombol-?soon!!!
ohanse
Uurgghhhhh my guts
Frailgift
r/pointlesslygendered
velveeta-smoothie
I can’t think of anything I get less of a wet shit about than what genitals someone’s little fetus has
Severe_Serve_
Blue Stromboli
combii-lee
Blue waffle
TheRauk
I would smash that.
shockjockeys
that blue one on the right looks familiar….
alexjewellalex
That’s a strombol-NO from me dawg
KennyPortugal
Kamala insists on Stombolthey
ForeverRepulsive2934
This is disgusting.
yesnomaybenotso
That’s both clever *and* looks like the creampie that resulted in the party, neat!
ReverendMak
I do t know which is the worse possible outcome:
it’s a boy and people have to eat blue pepperoni, or
it’s a girl and you have to eat “strombolshe”.
PurpleInkBandit
If it makes them feel better, this is the most repulsive food item that I’ve seen
Simorie
And I thought gender reveals were gross and stupid enough already
ReaganRebellion
Complete with the act of conception
Gdmf13
Yo, hold on. Me and that Stromboli gonna need some privacy.
gitarzan
They both look like shit. Even without the coloration, I’d never call either one a Stromboli.
Silent_Award_497
Consider me stromboli-curious.
vaydevay
Eh. I’ll take this over leaving a bunch of confetti trash strewn in a public park.
39 Comments
At a glance, it looked like you forgot the NSFW tag
What if I get one of the Strombolis pregnant?
Is it intended to put one in mind of the aftermath of a conception attempt?
🤢
Gender reveal parties are dumb, but I would go to one that features a diseased vagina stromboli just for the giggles at the look of horror on people’s faces.
I don’t think this is terrible in comparison to the crazier ones that end up killing people or burning down houses
If you’re a chef or make pizza, this is a cool idea.
Just don’t poison people with the coloring and we won’t read about this any further.
Genuinely weirded out by people who take a normal baby shower and turn it into an odd celebration of pastel colored pastry genitalia…
Fr why does this look like a rotten cream pie vid ….
/r/shittyfoodporn
Is this like Arby’s Meat Mountain?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That’s really a disgusting picture and I’m never eating Stromboli again.
This week on “my 600lb life”
This is kinda clever. Gross-looking, but clever.
One on the right reminds me of the waffle
normally you’d leave the suggestion implicit in gender reveal parties that everybody is imagining your infant’s genitalia/conception unsaid but this is really taking it in a bold new direction. i’m uncomfy.
I miss her
At least it won’t cause a catastrophic wild fire
so who’s the bisexual bro that went all American Pie on that stromboli…
The strombussy.
please update us with the strombol-?soon!!!
Uurgghhhhh my guts
r/pointlesslygendered
I can’t think of anything I get less of a wet shit about than what genitals someone’s little fetus has
Blue Stromboli
Blue waffle
I would smash that.
that blue one on the right looks familiar….
That’s a strombol-NO from me dawg
Kamala insists on Stombolthey
This is disgusting.
That’s both clever *and* looks like the creampie that resulted in the party, neat!
I do t know which is the worse possible outcome:
it’s a boy and people have to eat blue pepperoni, or
it’s a girl and you have to eat “strombolshe”.
If it makes them feel better, this is the most repulsive food item that I’ve seen
And I thought gender reveals were gross and stupid enough already
Complete with the act of conception
Yo, hold on. Me and that Stromboli gonna need some privacy.
They both look like shit. Even without the coloration, I’d never call either one a Stromboli.
Consider me stromboli-curious.
Eh. I’ll take this over leaving a bunch of confetti trash strewn in a public park.