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I don’t like tomatoes


I don’t like tomatoes

by mZchinegun

33 Comments

  1. AgentOfChaos-uk

    You don’t like undercooked food either by the look of it.

  2. Harwizzywood

    How is the only undercooked thing the toast

  4. BCF13

    Sausages burnt to fuck and toast briefly waved over a candle, quite the opposites….

  5. Couchy333

    I thought my screen was on a dim setting when I saw this.

  7. Icy-Passenger-1799

    Or unburnt food. Are the black pudding slices real? Cause fuck me you’ve had a nightmare cooking this!

  8. Dom762

    Doesn’t like: Tomatoes.
    Likes: Burning things.

  11. ruinedbyconversation

    You know it’s only the pudding that’s meant to be black right?!

  12. mamypokong

    You don’t like tomatoes, but are ok with the tomato sauce of the baked beans, I assume?

  14. Mellers38

    Not bad for your first attempt but I’ll just have coffee – thanks ✌️

  16. crazyabbit

    Sweet Mary did you use acetylene to cook over?

  20. Ive_got_my_willy_out

    The way you cooked the sausages and bacon I thought the black pudding might have been your tomatoes

  22. passaroach32

    Was you trying to make leather out of them sausages & bacon jeez

  23. YourStupidInnit

    The hugely overcooked bacon and sausages next to the hash browns and toast that look like they were cooked with a candle confuses me.

  24. AccomplishedAgent832

    Can this be classed as a war crime under the Geneva convention?

  25. Odd-Equivalent8767

    Decent effort. I don’t mind British BBQ style sausages, but the bacon is a bit over for me. However, I’d still eat it

  26. Sw41ny89

    Your proteins look like they were cooked in mount Doom.

  27. b_a_t_m_4_n

    Quite agree. Tomatoes are the devil’s testicles.

  32. Bespinpilot129

    I’d eat it, at last someone’s cooked mushrooms and sausages how I’d prefer-not anaemic!

  33. toffeebobby

    Bit frazzled the bacon an sausages but everything else spot on 👍

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