After taking our daughter to the hellscape that was the Children’s Museum @ Santa Monica Place, we thought we’d get some reprieve at The Cheesecake Factory. The mall was empty so I thought it’d be quiet.
Turns out the mall was empty because everyone was already inside the Cheesecake Factory. We got one of the two remaining tables.
I order a cheese flatbread to nibble on, thinking our daughter would have a bit. She ate none of it. It was the worst pizza I’ve had this year.
I drank roughly a 40 of Diet Coke and had a solid loaf of the brown bread.
Our waiter looked completely miserable so we wrote a generous tip before leaving the liminal space.
(I actually like The Cheesecake Factory, the pizza was just terrible)
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Unhappy-Essay
Looks awful. I’d still eat it though.
GDub310
I love their Cobb Salad. Seriously. I think it’s great.
Stop making fun of me.
JHuang02
This reminds me of the pizzas I had in high school
Yeahthatonefoo
We posting Cheesecake Factory food now?
croqueticas
I’ve been eating the same meal at the Cheesecake Factory since the 90s and I’ve never ordered anything else. It’s too perfect: the chicken lettuce wraps.
trojanusc
Cheesecake is an amazing operation as nearly everything, other than the Cheesecake, is scratch made in the restaurant. Some of their dishes are genuinely great – the miso salmon comes to mind.
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Overall: 3.4/10
After taking our daughter to the hellscape that was the Children’s Museum @ Santa Monica Place, we thought we’d get some reprieve at The Cheesecake Factory. The mall was empty so I thought it’d be quiet.
Turns out the mall was empty because everyone was already inside the Cheesecake Factory. We got one of the two remaining tables.
I order a cheese flatbread to nibble on, thinking our daughter would have a bit. She ate none of it. It was the worst pizza I’ve had this year.
I drank roughly a 40 of Diet Coke and had a solid loaf of the brown bread.
Our waiter looked completely miserable so we wrote a generous tip before leaving the liminal space.
(I actually like The Cheesecake Factory, the pizza was just terrible)
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Looks awful. I’d still eat it though.
I love their Cobb Salad. Seriously. I think it’s great.
Stop making fun of me.
This reminds me of the pizzas I had in high school
We posting Cheesecake Factory food now?
I’ve been eating the same meal at the Cheesecake Factory since the 90s and I’ve never ordered anything else. It’s too perfect: the chicken lettuce wraps.
Cheesecake is an amazing operation as nearly everything, other than the Cheesecake, is scratch made in the restaurant. Some of their dishes are genuinely great – the miso salmon comes to mind.