lol I’d send it back and ask for a plate – food looks nice though.
Clackpot
Pretentious arsedingles. This sort of shit is the stock-in-tade of /r/WeWantPlates and was also one of the reasons /r/StupidFood came into being.
It’s about as quirky and imaginative as sticking a crayon up your nose – idiot kids do it when they’re young, and then don’t because it’s a plainly stupid idea.
Have you considered eating the meal and then spanging chef round the chops with the daft bloody thing?
skwadyboy
That’s ridiculous, and im sure more than once, somebody has accidentally smacked the handle and sent someone’s breakfast flying….this is only acceptable if you drive a steam train for a living.
nwalesseedy
Wtf 😳
RingChance9954
I’m the kinda guy that calls a spade a spade but that’s a shovel 😎
1SavageOne1
I’d like to find the reason for this fucktardery
dendrocalamidicus
Who is making food safe shovels? I guess if it’s uncoated stainless steel you should be alright…
Corvideous
Most annoying thing is that it looks pretty good, food-wise.
Maybe they could just serve it on a plate and have cutlery that looked like a spade, garden fork and shovel?
FuzzyCode
This annoys me, but what annoys me more is that the object in question isn’t a spade. Its a shovel ffs.
Leighbird66
Tragic
ruinedbyconversation
I dig this 🤷♂️
Spiritual-Craft3941
I mean… if the shovel’s clean (and there was black pudding) I’d nosh this so hard
EmeraldWhirlpool
Hilarious, I know the exact place that sells this and it is the least hipster place on the planet. My gran used to drag me down there for a cake.
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lol I’d send it back and ask for a plate – food looks nice though.
Pretentious arsedingles. This sort of shit is the stock-in-tade of /r/WeWantPlates and was also one of the reasons /r/StupidFood came into being.
It’s about as quirky and imaginative as sticking a crayon up your nose – idiot kids do it when they’re young, and then don’t because it’s a plainly stupid idea.
Have you considered eating the meal and then spanging chef round the chops with the daft bloody thing?
That’s ridiculous, and im sure more than once, somebody has accidentally smacked the handle and sent someone’s breakfast flying….this is only acceptable if you drive a steam train for a living.
Wtf 😳
I’m the kinda guy that calls a spade a spade but that’s a shovel 😎
I’d like to find the reason for this fucktardery
Who is making food safe shovels? I guess if it’s uncoated stainless steel you should be alright…
Most annoying thing is that it looks pretty good, food-wise.
Maybe they could just serve it on a plate and have cutlery that looked like a spade, garden fork and shovel?
This annoys me, but what annoys me more is that the object in question isn’t a spade. Its a shovel ffs.
Tragic
I dig this 🤷♂️
I mean… if the shovel’s clean (and there was black pudding) I’d nosh this so hard
Hilarious, I know the exact place that sells this and it is the least hipster place on the planet. My gran used to drag me down there for a cake.
https://www.cornwall-gold.com/your-visit/#yvs-390
Plus not a spade – a shovel
I’m not defending how absolutely ridiculous it is, but this is not the hipster paradise it looks to be. More a thing for tourists on a coach holiday.
Got a free shovel with every meal ?
I don’t see ANY blood on that spade. 🤨
I’m more bothered that one person is having a piece of millionaire shortbread and the other is having a full English.
Not even a good full English
Yikes that beans bucket looks galvanised, wouldn’t that release lead in the food due to the zinc coating?? Especially acidic foods?