Fryup police, what crimes were committed here?

by Reahchui

7 Comments

  1. Impossible_Land_3189

    How are the beans as big as the tomatoes?

  2. Corvideous

    This is probably cake, isn’t it? It’s not even a fry. The plates not even real. It’s cake.

  3. Honberdingle

    Not haricot beans, but it’s not actually a problem. Had the fryup in Newquay’s 17 by Jamie and they were equally huge and were a high quality analogue of the intended version.

    Eggs poached in a ring is actually good. Get them nice soft albumen without crisp, oiliness.

    Not enough bacon = crime.

    Non-fatty sausages = crime.

    That bread is sus.

    If that brown blob is a mushroom, it’s about 1/3 of the requisite amount.

    What’s the yellow blob?

    Tomatoes are fine, just make sure they get pepper on.

    From what I can see, 6.7 out of 10. Edible, presentable and satisfying.

  4. gameoflols

    Looks like a fake Fisher-price fry-up.

    The eggs look pretty good tho!

  5. LeGin_Tufnel

    But, but, but… it’s been made by Koreans in Mongolia. Points for the effort, no?

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