Bacon looks like leather, same for white pudding/hogs pudding, eggs look underdone (for my preference), great bean/sauce ratio, black pudding looks good, hash brown look perfect. No mushrooms. No bread of any variety. Obviously no sausage.
3/10
lookuponriver
7
Leather_Tradition562
solid 6, bacon looks really dry. but everything else looks good
LividCustomer1497
Bacon is dry. Obviously missing sausage. No bread. No mushrooms or tomatoes. Hash browns look great, but don’t belong on a fry up. Eggs look OK
4/10
ExcitementNo6837
I’d give it a 6
miju-irl
No sausage therefore can’t legally qualify as a fry 😉
Thin_River_775
8
dasbudd
Out of date eggs, dry bacon with no fat. Beans and hash browns look solid, needs extra black/white pudding, 2x sausages and a side plate of toast. 4/10
Flaky_Vacation8754
8, but needs some snags.
dvincible
The knife looks manky
Araby8
Looks nice (blue plates really suit a fry, don’t they?). Very nice Hash browns. I’m partial to a hash brown, so I support 3 of them. Bacon is a bit ropey. A solid effort.
Bangrastan
For what is on the plate 8/10 but is missing toast mushrooms sausages
BaeBaracus
What’s there is just how I like it, but with no sausage and no tattie scone, it’s gotta be a 6.5
flickynips
Am I the only one who prefers fried spam over bacon?
Acid_Monster
Bacon looks like the bottom of my grans feet.
AfterBill8630
No sausage is a bold attempt. If you are going to go no-sausage in my opinion you can’t show up with no mushrooms and no tomatoes as well. Hell, I would even suggest three eggs in that situation.
Quick_Bee_2529
My chelsea boots are less leathery than that bacon
LeGin_Tufnel
The eggs… they look like you’ve carved them? Nice runny yolk, just can’t get past the perfect curves.
howsyoursef
Looks more like a monkey cooked that. Did you fry it at all or did you Gorilla? Beans look like you went lazy and nuked them. Hash browns look decent to be fair but the lack of sausage doesn’t just cause a loss of points, it causes concern too. 5/10 from me
Jstrangways
8 – nice looking eggs
kithkinkid
4/10. Everything looks a little undercooked but edible. Bacon, eggs and black / white pudding need to be fried at a higher heat. I would want the beans cooked for longer too. Solid effort as a first go.
gameoflols
Yeah bacon looks a bit sh*t but everything else looks solid to me.
<<Looks at camera>>
Folks, I’m gonna give this one a decent 6 out of 10.
Why no sausages though? Do you not like them?
Edit: Also some pepper on those eggs wouldn’t go astray.
Anfie22
10/10 every element looks cooked to perfection.
thedukeandtheking
I wouldn’t eat the whole thing. Which means less than 5/10. Sorry pal – all the other comments should help you improve. Hash browns and beans are the only decent looking thing on the plate.
Early-Geologist-1027
Solid seven . More with a sausage – like the use of the puddings as a breakwater between the egg and beans , sign of a pro 🫡
Dyalikedagz
You fucked the eggs
Sabinj4
6
EnvironmentalBee5232
10/10 for all other condiments.
secretdojo
8!
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I can’t argue with the above
FunGhiA
7.5
mrRwild
Old-ass bacon looks baaaad. No assuage? Sacrilege. Hash browns saved you a few points though. 4/10
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Bacon looks like leather, same for white pudding/hogs pudding, eggs look underdone (for my preference), great bean/sauce ratio, black pudding looks good, hash brown look perfect. No mushrooms. No bread of any variety. Obviously no sausage.
3/10
7
solid 6, bacon looks really dry. but everything else looks good
Bacon is dry. Obviously missing sausage. No bread. No mushrooms or tomatoes. Hash browns look great, but don’t belong on a fry up.
Eggs look OK
4/10
I’d give it a 6
No sausage therefore can’t legally qualify as a fry 😉
8
Out of date eggs, dry bacon with no fat. Beans and hash browns look solid, needs extra black/white pudding, 2x sausages and a side plate of toast. 4/10
8, but needs some snags.
The knife looks manky
Looks nice (blue plates really suit a fry, don’t they?). Very nice Hash browns. I’m partial to a hash brown, so I support 3 of them. Bacon is a bit ropey. A solid effort.
For what is on the plate 8/10 but is missing toast mushrooms sausages
What’s there is just how I like it, but with no sausage and no tattie scone, it’s gotta be a 6.5
Am I the only one who prefers fried spam over bacon?
Bacon looks like the bottom of my grans feet.
No sausage is a bold attempt. If you are going to go no-sausage in my opinion you can’t show up with no mushrooms and no tomatoes as well. Hell, I would even suggest three eggs in that situation.
My chelsea boots are less leathery than that bacon
The eggs… they look like you’ve carved them? Nice runny yolk, just can’t get past the perfect curves.
Looks more like a monkey cooked that. Did you fry it at all or did you Gorilla?
Beans look like you went lazy and nuked them.
Hash browns look decent to be fair but the lack of sausage doesn’t just cause a loss of points, it causes concern too.
5/10 from me
8 – nice looking eggs
4/10. Everything looks a little undercooked but edible. Bacon, eggs and black / white pudding need to be fried at a higher heat. I would want the beans cooked for longer too. Solid effort as a first go.
Yeah bacon looks a bit sh*t but everything else looks solid to me.
<<Looks at camera>>
Folks, I’m gonna give this one a decent 6 out of 10.
Why no sausages though? Do you not like them?
Edit: Also some pepper on those eggs wouldn’t go astray.
10/10 every element looks cooked to perfection.
I wouldn’t eat the whole thing. Which means less than 5/10. Sorry pal – all the other comments should help you improve. Hash browns and beans are the only decent looking thing on the plate.
Solid seven . More with a sausage – like the use of the puddings as a breakwater between the egg and beans , sign of a pro 🫡
You fucked the eggs
6
10/10 for all other condiments.
8!
I can’t argue with the above
7.5
Old-ass bacon looks baaaad. No assuage? Sacrilege. Hash browns saved you a few points though. 4/10
0/10 no sausage, no score