what does everyone think of my belly busting fry up?
what does everyone think of my belly busting fry up?
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30 Comments
Ginge04
That bacon looks almost raw, get some colour on it!
CannonousCrash
did you use tongs to pick up the eggs and when are you gonna finish cooking the bacon?
Foreign-Tax-6701
Hash browns look a little underdone , eggs are overdone , bacon needs to be more crispy and a few too many mushrooms
Puss-Kat
Eggs can be fried or scrambled, but not both simultaneously as a rule. Also better quality bacon is needed. 6/10(but only cos of the mass of mushrooms)🍄
awnpugin
did you plate those eggs with a fucking catapult
Nairne_
Cook it all more.
tonyenkiducx
Did you cook the bacon using the torch on your phone?
nakedfish85
It looks pale and wan.
Honberdingle
Your eggs are fucked. Your beans are wet… they need to be cooked longer. The hash browns look like you’ve just pulled them out of the packet… the bacon is literally illegal… put it under a grill or in a pan ffs. Where’s your pepper?
Are those Richmond, out of interest?
maddinell
Did you cook the bacon with a torch
Wickse101
Everything is raw
Nospaceman69
Toast?
ssabnoisicerp
It looks more like a stir fry up
AloneOpinion2473
It all looks very undercooked
NSF_V
Starting at the top, clockwise: hash browns need more time, eggs look like you microwaved them, poached them and fried them all at the same time, reduce the amount of beans by approx 100%, cook the other side of your sausages, don’t cook your mushrooms in oil; butter should be your only choice, I think your bacon just oinked at me. Things missing: toast and black pudding (fuck tomatoes).
If this was served to me in a cafe I’d send it back. If this was served to me at a friends/family members house, I’d leave.
elohir
Honestly, it needs practice, but it’s a start and you’ll get the hang of it quickly.
I actually don’t mind the idea of those eggs though. They look neither fried or scrambled, more broken and folded. With good eggs and decent seasoning, that’s probably a nice variation.
umptyomptyampty
The widow maker 😅
PositiveRainCloud
The roasting in the comments has me howling
bennettbuzz
Far too undercooked imo
lifeofloulabelle
Bacon still oinking
BigBrownFish
Only criticisms:
Bacon – too pink Hash browns – not brown enough Beans – too many
FourEyedMatt
Did you cook that bacon between two hot water bottles?
Same-Cockroach-3547
someone chew ur bacon up?
thunderfishy234
That bacon is still oinking
SenorBorkBork
Everything looks like it has been cooked with a single silent fart.
ruinedbyconversation
Is the bacon cooked?!
Vegetable_Poet974
Did the bacon come straight out of the pack?!
thepoout
Everything is raw?
Kashmyta
Please cook the breakfast next time.
SpectrumPalette
I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming about the bacon
30 Comments
That bacon looks almost raw, get some colour on it!
did you use tongs to pick up the eggs and when are you gonna finish cooking the bacon?
Hash browns look a little underdone , eggs are overdone , bacon needs to be more crispy and a few too many mushrooms
Eggs can be fried or scrambled, but not both simultaneously as a rule. Also better quality bacon is needed. 6/10(but only cos of the mass of mushrooms)🍄
did you plate those eggs with a fucking catapult
Cook it all more.
Did you cook the bacon using the torch on your phone?
It looks pale and wan.
Your eggs are fucked. Your beans are wet… they need to be cooked longer. The hash browns look like you’ve just pulled them out of the packet… the bacon is literally illegal… put it under a grill or in a pan ffs. Where’s your pepper?
Are those Richmond, out of interest?
Did you cook the bacon with a torch
Everything is raw
Toast?
It looks more like a stir fry up
It all looks very undercooked
Starting at the top, clockwise: hash browns need more time, eggs look like you microwaved them, poached them and fried them all at the same time, reduce the amount of beans by approx 100%, cook the other side of your sausages, don’t cook your mushrooms in oil; butter should be your only choice, I think your bacon just oinked at me. Things missing: toast and black pudding (fuck tomatoes).
If this was served to me in a cafe I’d send it back.
If this was served to me at a friends/family members house, I’d leave.
Honestly, it needs practice, but it’s a start and you’ll get the hang of it quickly.
I actually don’t mind the idea of those eggs though. They look neither fried or scrambled, more broken and folded. With good eggs and decent seasoning, that’s probably a nice variation.
The widow maker 😅
The roasting in the comments has me howling
Far too undercooked imo
Bacon still oinking
Only criticisms:
Bacon – too pink
Hash browns – not brown enough
Beans – too many
Did you cook that bacon between two hot water bottles?
someone chew ur bacon up?
That bacon is still oinking
Everything looks like it has been cooked with a single silent fart.
Is the bacon cooked?!
Did the bacon come straight out of the pack?!
Everything is raw?
Please cook the breakfast next time.
I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming about the bacon