Whenever I get that I just give them a freaking coffee. Don’t even ask size. Large coffee Black. Dark roast if we have it.
DatCollie
What are you talking about sizes? An Americano is an Americano, doppio is a doppio, cappuccino is a cappuccino and so on. If you get small, regular and big ones of each, you basically have a different drink with a different taste…
incommune
DO YOU SERVE COFFEE HERE?
pprovencher
Give me one of them vanilla bullshits
CakeMaster3000
Lmao my friend got a venti gingerbread latte with triple espresso and I could not stop laughing at the absurdity of his drink order.
But when you go to Starbucks and try to get a cortado they have never heard of such drink. Don’t they call them baristas.
Edit: tbh I follow the coffee and cafe sub and didn’t realize which sub it was before I commented sorry guys.
blondebuilder
Uuhuuuhhhuuhuhhuhhhhhhstefanay
MrMelon2008
WHAT SIZE
Phazonviper
Did you get to catch the size though?
kuro_madoushi
I asked for a regular coffee once and still got one cream and sugar… 🙁
drfunkenstien014
I always just get a black eye. It’s a cup of coffee with two shots of espresso, but every now and then the barista doesn’t know what I mean and I gotta quickly explain while trying to not come off like a pretentious douchebag who uses special lingo for his coffee.
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Nice, now to spend an hour learning the language of coffee, espresso, and Starbucks so I can make a really long fancy order to spite this random person who hates people who don’t drink coffee black..
[deleted]
I take meth instead of coffee, checkmate 😎
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Can I get a coffee, Black?
Can’t you see we’re talking, white?
Dereklewis930
r/thathappened
Pattmommy
I lived in Europe for 2 years and all I wanted was plain coffee. I couldn’t get one anywhere but McDonalds! Now that I’m back in the states, I drink espresso everyday. 🤷🏻♀️
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Whenever I get that I just give them a freaking coffee. Don’t even ask size. Large coffee Black. Dark roast if we have it.
What are you talking about sizes? An Americano is an Americano, doppio is a doppio, cappuccino is a cappuccino and so on. If you get small, regular and big ones of each, you basically have a different drink with a different taste…
DO YOU SERVE COFFEE HERE?
Give me one of them vanilla bullshits
Lmao my friend got a venti gingerbread latte with triple espresso and I could not stop laughing at the absurdity of his drink order.
But when you go to Starbucks and try to get a cortado they have never heard of such drink. Don’t they call them baristas.
Edit: tbh I follow the coffee and cafe sub and didn’t realize which sub it was before I commented sorry guys.
Uuhuuuhhhuuhuhhuhhhhhhstefanay
WHAT SIZE
Did you get to catch the size though?
I asked for a regular coffee once and still got one cream and sugar… 🙁
I always just get a black eye. It’s a cup of coffee with two shots of espresso, but every now and then the barista doesn’t know what I mean and I gotta quickly explain while trying to not come off like a pretentious douchebag who uses special lingo for his coffee.
Nice, now to spend an hour learning the language of coffee, espresso, and Starbucks so I can make a really long fancy order to spite this random person who hates people who don’t drink coffee black..
I take meth instead of coffee, checkmate 😎
Can I get a coffee, Black?
Can’t you see we’re talking, white?
r/thathappened
I lived in Europe for 2 years and all I wanted was plain coffee. I couldn’t get one anywhere but McDonalds! Now that I’m back in the states, I drink espresso everyday. 🤷🏻♀️