No hash browns or mushrooms this morning. Had to use Brats for sausages too
No hash browns or mushrooms this morning. Had to use Brats for sausages too
by howsyoursef
11 Comments
toastedquestion
Pair of chopsticks if I’ve ever seen ’em.
JoeTisseo
This is the point at which you have a bacon and egg sarnie and throw the bratwurst up the road for the foxes. Not to mention beaning the eggs, which look decently cooked mind. What are them dickwurst even doing there if not creating a bean barrier? What were you thinking man? Sorry.
Great_Bad_6045
Cry for help.
Ambersfruityhobbies
Porky slender, porky splendour.
Travels_Belly
This should be a prison offence. I would give you 10 years no parole for this heinous crime! You need locking up for your own safety and the general population’s safety. 10 years, no parole and you are forever banned from going 20 feet of a frying pan.
ICreditReddit
ChatGPT creates an image of a Full English Breakfast from a text description only.
Early-Geologist-1027
That’s a lot of sausage, compensating for something?
LaraH39
I’m finding this whole thing really distressing.
The limp, long, undercooked salad finger sausages.
Beans on top of your eggs…
And what, in the name of Jesus and all the saints are you doing with the puddings? Who does that?!
This is terrifying.
kevfitz1729
I to use the power of the sun to cook my food
MuePuen
Brutalist presentation.
marvelous-persona
Yeah, you can throw them “sausages” away to fuck. They look like alien dicks!
11 Comments
Pair of chopsticks if I’ve ever seen ’em.
This is the point at which you have a bacon and egg sarnie and throw the bratwurst up the road for the foxes. Not to mention beaning the eggs, which look decently cooked mind. What are them dickwurst even doing there if not creating a bean barrier? What were you thinking man? Sorry.
Cry for help.
Porky slender, porky splendour.
This should be a prison offence. I would give you 10 years no parole for this heinous crime! You need locking up for your own safety and the general population’s safety. 10 years, no parole and you are forever banned from going 20 feet of a frying pan.
ChatGPT creates an image of a Full English Breakfast from a text description only.
That’s a lot of sausage, compensating for something?
I’m finding this whole thing really distressing.
The limp, long, undercooked salad finger sausages.
Beans on top of your eggs…
And what, in the name of Jesus and all the saints are you doing with the puddings? Who does that?!
This is terrifying.
I to use the power of the sun to cook my food
Brutalist presentation.
Yeah, you can throw them “sausages” away to fuck. They look like alien dicks!