No hash browns or mushrooms this morning. Had to use Brats for sausages too

by howsyoursef

11 Comments

  1. toastedquestion

    Pair of chopsticks if I’ve ever seen ’em.

  2. JoeTisseo

    This is the point at which you have a bacon and egg sarnie and throw the bratwurst up the road for the foxes. Not to mention beaning the eggs, which look decently cooked mind. What are them dickwurst even doing there if not creating a bean barrier? What were you thinking man? Sorry.

  3. Ambersfruityhobbies

    Porky slender, porky splendour.

  4. Travels_Belly

    This should be a prison offence. I would give you 10 years no parole for this heinous crime! You need locking up for your own safety and the general population’s safety. 10 years, no parole and you are forever banned from going 20 feet of a frying pan.

  5. ICreditReddit

    ChatGPT creates an image of a Full English Breakfast from a text description only.

  6. Early-Geologist-1027

    That’s a lot of sausage, compensating for something?

  7. LaraH39

    I’m finding this whole thing really distressing.

    The limp, long, undercooked salad finger sausages.

    Beans on top of your eggs…

    And what, in the name of Jesus and all the saints are you doing with the puddings? Who does that?!

    This is terrifying.

  8. kevfitz1729

    I to use the power of the sun to cook my food

  9. marvelous-persona

    Yeah, you can throw them “sausages” away to fuck. They look like alien dicks!

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